Best response - find the nastiest, gnarliest dick pic from a medical disease website you can find - and return the favor.

Sorry, won’t work. Israel has only two main airports: Tel Aviv & Eilat. US has 30+ that service 10s of millions of flights per year, each.

But what will they do with all those snappy blue uniforms?

Trump administration wants to gain any credibility

If “terrorists” wanted to do the deed, why go to the trouble of putting a bomb inside a piece of carry-on (which could be detected), when they could just implant the explosives into the mule (which can’t)?

They’re good at funnelling money from our pockets into their buddies’ companies.

LOL. This rule, like all the others, provides no additional security. It is simply another act of the security theater TSA is adept at performing.

This needs the standard disclaimer: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME. OR ANYWHERE ELSE.

Great Falls, Montana (pop 59,000) would probably be more her speed.

how come there has been no global temperature increase

Ironically, that old ring is probably worthless. If it has any diamonds in it, it is most certainly worth almost nothing.

Here in the states, you can pick up a stupid burner phone for $10, for all your phone-number-requiring spammy needs

Oh, so you’re King Gay?

Unless the number is 100%—and it isn’t—then sending a UDP is just about the stupidest thing one can do.

In other words, you dodged the bullet.

So we need to consume more so some people can have jobs?

See: Marissa Mayer

But EMAIL and BENGHAZI and DERE GERNNA TAKE ER GHUNS!

Goes back to the old saying, “There are two types of people who support Republicans: the rich and their punks. If you aren’t making 7 or 8 figures/year, you’re not rich (nor will you ever be).”

Year 2