...and no enemy to use them against!

You can call animal control as well. Where I live, if a dog gets reported for biting, it can be put down—I think the owner is also liable. (Stupid) friend of mine’s dog bit someone because she didn’t yank in the leash when it went after someone. She was paranoid for a week or two she was going to be reported.

Then you’re not a chump.

You’re hitting all of the MAGA talking points today - gold star!

...and bought the lies that his button-pushing job was going to be preserved (when the market was clearly moving away from sprockets), that school vouchers would enable him to send Judy to private school (it won’t), that a giant wall around Orbit City will keep out space aliens (it won’t), and that white people will…

I don’t do gymnastics. I’ve only committed an excessive amount of crime today, but I’ll try to get to the “insane” amount before the day is out.

Are you “genderblind” as well?

Ugh, really? All you have to do is release the vacuum inside the jar.

...running stream of bills currently looking for approval.

(edit fail)

Interesting takes on the “tell ‘em where you’re going” question.

That’s why I put $0/$0 on applications that ask for prior salaries.

It’s only mostly dead....which means it is also partially alive!

And if they are taken away, so what?

“The best we can to pray for the father and husband so he can work through this.”

Not in Texas.

~ unless you get those for ten years and then get no raises ever again ~.

Even worse is the stupid practice of having “security questions”. All that means is they’re provided a weak-password backdoor into their customers’ accounts.

“Rapist Tree, Rapist Tree
Stay away and believe
If’n you stray too close
To its gnarled post
You’ll never get to flee”

I got drunk one time and robbed a bank. The cops showed up and in the subsequent gunfight, 5 people were killed and 25 wounded.