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Google it. He was charged with, and found guilty of, felonious sexual assault. He is about to find out how much those “20 minutes” cost him: Sex Offenders live a fucked life while on probation. Any violations of the following and more will end his probation.

Spam for a “Decluttering Consultant”?

Sounds like he was not emotionally mature enough to be in a relationship.

... I won’t block him... just because I don’t know what that will look like to him.... He hasn’t tried to contact me in a decade,

They aren’t “random people” but potential teammates.

The dead-easiest things to grow are chives. Buy a bunch from the store, but only cut and use the green parts. Throw the white parts with roots in a glass of water and place in the window. No soil needed.

[pays exact change]

Someone, somewhere ate a package, got sick and sued. Either the company settled, or the idiot had a plausible-enough reason to convince a jury.

Fuck, your fucking pack of fucking almonds fucking have to fucking say “fucking contains fucking almonds”

The ingredients list is required by the FDA, and the “(contains peanuts)“ was probably required by their lawyers.

This would be trivially-easy to do. Just tear up their US corporate charter and place a moratorium on granting any new ones.

Do you just get a fine for killing someone?

1. Only Congress has the power to change the tax rate. Not the Executive.

calling for a move to the metric system

Don’t worry. We won’t convert football, so you can still have your 10 yard first downs, quarter/half/fullbacks and 6 point touchdowns.

If it’s a stupid idea, it’s because we’re dolts incapable of learning or change.

“Waaaahhhh!! They’re liberal!”

When the country does better on a quiz about the bible...

Nice strawmen. We are not tolerant of racism, misogyny, plutocracy and insanity, so any candidate that started down that well-worn GOP path would be shut out and dismissed.

“...he doesn’t believe he’s being ___ in any way.”