The state doesn’t need to do much to end this sense of entitlement, and they have precedent.

I can definitely type faster and longer without fatigue on a mechanical (ergo) keyboard than on my mushy MBP keyboard.

FULL SIZED!

I just cook outside. And to prevent grease spots on my clothes, I wear only my longjohns and boots.

Once the foil grows hair, you can harvest it for garnish!

At some point you won’t have a choice, once the untouched-by-Apple Music older devices no longer get updates and newer ones come with it included.

Bah, you were supposed to nail me for spelling “flickr” incorrectly. Then I could slink away in shame.

Anything starring Adam Sandler is not a movie, in any sense.

Maybe he’ll be consoled with the fact that, just as “Super Mario Brothers” destroyed the careers of its screenwriters, perhaps “Pixels” will utterly destroy the careers of everyone involved.

Flickr is bringing back it’s paid subscription-based service, Flickr Pro.

Those laws are all Puritan crap anyway. One can always buy a ton of booze Saturday and stay sloshed throughout the next day.

If your bud cannot stop, then he has a problem...but the only way he’ll ever get help is if he admits it to himself.

Oooh, never saw that one. It looks pretty nice.

“Apollo 11 was able to land at all only because she designed the software robustly enough to handle buffer overflows and cycle-stealing.”

Please let us know what company you work for, so we can short it.

This is nothing. You want hard-core coding? Try the On-board Shuttle Group at JSC: their shuttle software clocked in at just over 400,000 lines of code and the last three versions have ONLY EVER had ONE ERROR each.

...also if the CFL ever breaks, you now have mercury fumes coming in contact with all your food.

Big bones? Pfft.

Wow.

Overcrowded, stressful, and unsanitary conditions + drug-resistant HPAI H5 or HPAI H7 avian influenza virus = egg market collapse.