Are you “genderblind” as well?

...as a result of the harassment, you grew up to be a communist sympathizer.

Ugh, really? All you have to do is release the vacuum inside the jar.

...running stream of bills currently looking for approval.

(edit fail)

Interesting takes on the “tell ‘em where you’re going” question.

That’s why I put $0/$0 on applications that ask for prior salaries.

Now my own personal anecdote:

...until they’re 18 and can join the military

Tell that to Savita Halappanavar. Oh wait, you can’t because she’s dead thanks to people like you.

No way, a random person with a Doctorate in Poly-Sci from Dunning-Kruger Internet University is obviously an expert in the field.

Yup, Obama let all of our Nukes age past the “Best if Used by” date.

I thought we were fucked with Obama...? Didn’t he already take all our guns and put us in Fema Death Camps?

Already gave up on the “Great Orange Hope,” eh?

Holy shit, thanks for pointing that out! I’m voting for Hillary twice, now! Maybe even 5 times!!!111

THIS.

It’s only mostly dead....which means it is also partially alive!

They said ADA, not COBRA.

Most successful people became that way by working hard.

TOO SOON (sob!)