Coffee shops, surprisingly, have other drinks like tea, juice and the like. Some of them also have things to eat, such as muffins, bagels and whathaveyou.

Ha! This is one thing Texas got right. While it is illegal to speed, it is also illegal to impede traffic in the fast lane even if you're going the speed limit!

If I cared that much, I'd memorize the Best FizzBuzz ever made, type it in, run it, and THEN walk out.

Fight the power! I'm with you, but it is a losing battle.

You could buy your own town and never wait in line again. I hear Pray, Montana might come up for sale again this year.

Winner!

Heh. Just Google Image Search "whiplash" and show 'em the results. It won't work on Cognitive Dissonance (CD) folks like your friends, but it is fun to watch their thought process CLAMP DOWN on the sudden thought that said injuries could happen to them.

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Homes that aren't bolted to their foundations are unstable in earthquake country.

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Oh yeah. I wrote a jerkwad a $500 ticket for parking in a disabled zone laste week. Merry Holidays, you inconsiderate douche.

"There's still a HUGE stigma towards women playing videogames"

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Maybe you need to go back to school!

Sweet. #2 is illegal in Texas (Sec. 547.613 of the Transportation code).

> "a govt that can force health care down our throats"

I've taken out a line before. It helps that I'm a big guy (260lbs/118kg/18st), and once there was a line of—what?—SEVEN people walking abreast, taking up the entire damn sidewalk, coming right at me.

Seriously? Newspapers?

Please tell me that you dumped his ass in record time.

"factors such as weather that are beyond the airlines' control"