You all SUCK if you don't have a fake Facebook account just for these things. Throw in a few stock photos, fake interests, no friends, etc., and you're good to go. — Posted from my fake Facebook account.

Who indeed? Someone who's never been caught in an all-company reply storm.

If I were you, I'd sue your law school for failing to teach you anything about criminal law.

You know any of 'em? Or do you just read about the Poors in your investment magazines?

"Why aren't people outraged about the rest of the people out there who have to work on Thanksgiving" Two reasons: 1) Not everyone is a sanctimonious asshole who thinks a Logical Fallacy is part of a legitimate discourse, and b) Adults talking. Go back to your room.

Oh no...

LOL. Google can help, though.

THIS.

You and your logic.

Based upon our lack of paid maternity leave, lack of mandated minimum sick time/vacation, high infant mortality rates, low STEM literacy rates, and extremely low social mobility, I'd say, "we're well on our way."

THE mistake was your misunderstanding the role of HR. HR has nothing to do with workers, except to minimize the risk they pose to the company in the form of lawsuits: they don't give two shits otherwise. By going to them with your problem, you're asking them to tell you how you can screw yourself for the company's…

Right on. Stupid people care more for the appearance than the ability to do the work and/or quality of said work. Such Theory-X PHBs would be right at home in Ebenezer Scrooge's office.

As George Carlin said, conservatives aren't pro-life; they're anti-women. (NSFW, because it is George Carlin)

You're thinking of the 1958 short story "The Feeling of Power" by Issac Asimov. Truly a classic. It would make a good animated short.

You win one internets.

"Not everyone CAN switch to little fuel efficient vehicles"

May ping burn in hell.

Or everyone could just rinse of their dishes and put them in the dishwasher. When it was full / there were no more clean dishes, run the 'washer.

I have this one, too, and it is—by far—the best alarm clock I've ever used...except.

@Chris Anderson, you guys need to secede!!