> You're fired.

In 25-40 years when "You're" has the (archaic, see 'your') tag on Webster.com, we can say the same thing when someone fast-blasts, "Your globbin, scroat!"

A-man! Don't speak to the police, ever. You have to "identify" yourself (how and what varies by state), and obviously give up your DL, but you don't have to answer the "do you know why I pulled you over?" trick (hint: the officer is trying to get you to implicate yourself).

@dogjudge - I would get on the stick and bring a lawsuit against wherever you got your law degree. They obviously gave you a substandard education (I'm assuming you passed all your classes), and that, my friend, is fraud. We're talking 6 figures, easy.

"Their only conclusion is to not do anything."

Another thing: be open to the fact that you might be wrong, so doubling-down is incredibly stupid.

"I attempted to figure out how an actual HR representative might narrow this ocean of applications down to a mere puddle."

They way you've used it, you appear to think "theory" means "guess."

Clear your cookies and you won't have to pile on any more debt. Fun fact: if you carry a balance, every new charge accrues finance charges from the day you make it.

"The cash back I get ~ has been pretty nice, ~."

@copyright2 you should sue that mail-order law college you got your JD from, because you didn't learn anything.

If you're setting "foreign" things on fire, than you MUST use military-grade explosives, or it doesn't count.

Drop $20k-30k on Intuit, and I'm sure theyll be happy to downgrade Mint, strip out all the iOS 5 enhancements and test it out on a bunch of obsolete hardware to ensure it works.

Someone who can't go without a drink (and thus need to hide his or her drinking) might want to take this test: [alcoholism.about.com]

@starman1695 Are you drunk right now? The only reason why I ask is that you may not realize that your caps-lock key is on.

The "benefit" is that if you switch to a credit card and get your number skimmed/stolen, you won't bounce checks and/or come up short.

[pricechirp.com] is another good tracker

Root your phone and you should be able to delete the crapware. Lifehacker has a good guide on how to root, just use their search to find it.

I like how you stated your position in the first paragraph and then completely demolished it in the second.

Lifehacker is one of the few companies who get it. Bravo for them.