The two changes that I really don’t like is changing the Mandalorian backstory, as well as changing Wedge’s backstory. I get bringing Thrawn more into the Empire, as the movies never really showed the anti-alien/human-first mentality of the Empire. Keeping the alien Thrawn on the sidelines worked in the books, but it…

I’ll tell you what I am still waiting for them to bring back.
Two words: Mara Jade.

For me, it was Netflixing Voltron: Legendary Defender. The folks behind Legend of Korra infused lots of humor, great thrills and adventure into one of the most absurd 80s properties. They modernized the characters by making Coran and Lance goofballs, Pidge a girl and taking Sven, making him Shiro and giving him the…

“Hold the door!” and “What door?”

Colin Trevorrow last week: I finished the script for Episode IX.

Me: I love the Rogue One squad. Don’t touch them. Fuck the Empire.

Water? It has a subway system, of course it has water.

“There’s a right thing to do,” Holden said.
“You don’t have a right thing, friend,” Miller said. “You’ve got a whole plateful of maybe a little less wrong.”

This thinking is exactly why we are where we are in 2016. People are expressing real, horrible opinions and its written off as “trolling”. Voting patterns have proven society has really become this regressive.

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

#mandatory

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

10/10 because I was 8 when the Phantom Menace came out and I will say Lucas hit his target if his target was kids because I loved that film as a child and so did my siblings.

10/10

I cried when it happened. It was a bit of overkill (just a tad) but they still killed him and that made me sad.

Ehhh. That fits with the greater Star Wars continuity zone of suspended disbelief. Time and space are highly malleable concepts in the Star Wars universe. Things tend to appear where they need to be, when they need to be there, regardless of the distances or timescales involved.

When the morning alarm goes off, there is a fleeting moment of clarity about the meaninglessness of life that makes me question my will to live.

DON’T MIND IF I DO.