Alfa Romeo says hold my beer...

Nice failed system they have over there! Everyone knows communism never works! LOL!

I’d try to find a Lexus IS-F. High revving NA V8 goodness.

You shall know them by their blingy “cowgirl up” hats and pink camo.

They like Evos for some reason though, so not all bad.

Ummm. a specific set of country girls. VERY specific.

That’s perfect for a “pickup” in bro town.  It draws a certain set of men to you.

The smoke stacks make up for the lack of truck nuts.

Tis true... Have run into more than a few that would not date unless “lifted truck”. Guess my Eagle Talon would never make the cut. My loss I suppose.

Yeah you’re announcing to the world that you’re compensating for something. Not a good look on a first date.

Yep, you will never get a girl with a mini-skirt into that.

Could be a mating call in certain parts of Texas.

Unless your date is in the south. apparently country girls love that stuff.

The worst car to take is your best car.

My god the laminated dyno sheets lol that do bring me back to ‘00-05  import car shows and meets.

In the import tuning scene, it was already heavily-hyped by the time F&F hit the theaters. Guys used to drive around with laminated 1000+ hp dyno sheets because their Supras were tuned for big numbers and couldn’t turn a 13-second quarter mile because it was impossible to put the power to the pavement. 

Oh boy that’s difficult. The first one is an early-aughts Volvo, but I have no clue what the others are.

Brief but good overview. Those who don’t really care about progress will complain the loudest.

Or a poll to confirm he needs to get the Lincoln because having an embarrassing first car is a right of passage.