please no

Look, I'm sorry, but as long as dressage remains an Olympic event, racewalking gets a lifetime free pass.

why

Easy now, Sid Meier.

Like how much Marissa Tomei is this movie gonna have? Because this is pretty much the only factor that's gonna make me see it.

Possibly controversial opinion: Argento was the weakest of his generation of Italian directors. Miles behind Fulci or Deodato.

Nine straight license free years and I'll be damned if they nab me before I make I a decade.

Corruption aside, Nixon resided over some policies that would probably seem more Democrat than Republican by your country's current standards (ending the Vietnam war, the Anti-Ballistic Missile Treaty, creation of the EPA, etc). He's a mixed bag of a man. At times I think he probably saw himself as a benevolent…

Cats are pretty chill about these kinds of issues so long as they're fed.

While Tarantino liberally sprinkles classic cuts into pretty much all his films, I think the age at which I caught Reservoir Dogs meant that a lot of its repurposed soundtrack was new or relatively novel to me at that point, and so songs like George Baker Selection's "Little Green Bag", Blue Swede's "Hooked on a…

Nothing is fucked? The god-damn plane has crashed into the mountain!

The idea that Jared Leto could be romantic is hilarious, I'll grant you that.

It will never not baffle me why he spelt "ullo" phonetically but not "mo-ah".

I toss off a masterpiece before I get out of bed most mornings

You've all just got to grow up, put your pyjama costume on, and call yourself grand wizards and dragons like the rest of us mature adults.

All those heart attacks are taking work away from terrorists, undermining their economy and winning the war.

Murphy's would probably be a better fit for something like a milkshake but I don't know if we export it much.

Oh a Flatliners sequel this could interes—Kiefer Sutherland oh no thanks

Three Van Morrisons, no Mr Bungles, like out of a thousand albums. I don't even know any more.

Ouch