How does this article even exist without a single mention of How I Met Your Mother's Ted Mosby?

These days he's just out of touch with his audience, rather than with reality as we know it.

Friar Ferguson, Bastion Booger, Dink, Mantaur, Giant Gonzalez and pretty much all of the Oddities are honourable mentions here. Whoever was character concepting for early 90s WWF was on approximately all the drugs.

But muuuuuum, all the other kids get to play with the dark side.

Meh. Post-Kylo Ren, they could cast Stepin Fetchit and it'd still seem more convincing.

Hulk Hogan - "Hulkster in Heaven"

Tomahawk - "Laredo"

The Blow Monkeys - "Digging Your Scene"

Adam Sandler has also made big bank and been acknowledged by the Golden Globes but we're all expected (justifiably) to piss in his cereal. Hopefully in retrospect we can look back on McCarthy as being no better than Sandler with fat jokes instead of manchild ones.

It baffles me how someone could actually be looking forward to a Melissa McCarthy movie.

The Big Bang Theory keeps making episodes. Stephen Nolan still has a job. Jack Whitehall and James Corden continue to be paid money to piss across the airwaves. This list seems prestigious by comparison.

Man, I tend to skim pretty quick when the word misogyny shows up, because as far as I can see, gender politics is the exact same as actual politics, in that it involves a lot of flung faeces and nothing else of substance.

Well there's Man on the Moon, but it's more a film that has Jim Carrey in it than a Jim Carrey film.

Are these genres real or is the AV Club Frankensteining words together to baffle old folks like me?

If this list has taught me anything, it's that I watch very little US TV.

This dude has got to be true most unfortunate-looking fella on the planet. Even outside of being a colossal doucher, he's still just got a face even a mother couldn't love.

I call shenanigans on the idea that Rosemary's Baby is a better movie than pretty much anything.

What's a Nubian?

It just struck me as being the 2015 equivalent of naming a show eZombie in 2001.

I don't care what gender(s), if any, my Ghostbusters haven't I just want them to not be Melissa McCarthy.