Must be the 79 one then, since it's pretty frigging shrill. I know it from her TOTP performance of it mostly, so I guess that would indicate the earlier one too.

I only know "Wuthering Heights" and I hate it, but man, that woman has always been gorgeous.

Came here solely based on the headline—but I've yet to see any reason why a mediocre actor "deserves better" than anything. I know everyone wants another Foster/Culkin/Wilson but I'm not seeing it.

Elba > Cumberbatch. Granted, I'm basing this solely on having seen one episode each of Sherlock (bleugh) and Luther (interesting but not enough to bump past what's already on my list).

Tell me that man wouldn't make a great Dusty Rhodes. He'll show you hard times, daddy.

Seriously, the title All You Need Is Kill was the only interesting thing about the entire project.

A member of Motley Crue acting as the voice of reason. I don't know which way is up any more.

Damn, I got excited as all fuck before I realised I was thinking of the wrong NWA.

I was never a massive fan of his comedy but he was a seriously under-appreciated dramatic actor. I don't think anyone else could have nailed that earnest intensity in One Hour Photo or Insomnia quite the same way.

I had almost exactly the same situation with the Mega Drive Jurassic Park game—got it second-hand from the single weirdest game shop that has ever existed (it was called "Computer & Fishing Tackle", traded games like for like without even needing a payment, and sold live bait too), and the booklet was full of…

Ah, Metal Gear. I have fond memories of shooting hostages in the face so I could re-enter the ANTA WA ERAI cheat again. It's a wonder I grew up normal.

Nah, it's good—I live near a fish hatchery in the suburbs, he'd have a much easier time of it here.

Yeah but I like the idea of having a brother who could motorbike in and knife a guy for me.

Melissa Scully. Not because I wanted her as a sister, but because come on guys, Melinda McGraw.

I'm sure someone will shoot me down with soulless marketing statistics like a dickhead but what happened to the days when it was par for the course to just shamelessly copy something profitable instead of just endlessly remaking it? Under today's model just think of all the wonderful things we'd never have seen—no Star…

Yeah, I think there's a gulf of difference between hitting low-brow because it's all you know and hitting low-brow because you want to and you can do it well. Someone pointed out the jerking off with a speed gun scene earlier as one of Super Troopers' smarter moments, and I think the whole Farve exchange in the burger…

No longer at uni, was never a big smoker, and both Beerfest and Super Troopers will never not be funny.

Look, I taught myself everything I know about technology from VHS copies of Tron and The Matrix, so I think I know what I'm talking about here.

I don't mean to be the crotchety old guy but who the fuck are these online "personalities"? I find it incredulous that there's apparently some world out there that people only ten years removed from me rate higher than the actual world and which I've never heard tell of.

Ireland (the north, specifically).