That's no way to talk about a grown woman.

I dunno if they can show her chakras on network television.

Is that a show or are you accurately describing me?

This sounds much less traumatising than surfing the channels and accidentally catching Big Bang Theory or Dr Who.

Basically any song with a title that isn't the hook and then has the hook in brackets (or vice versa, I guess)—clearly someone wanted the non-hook title or it wouldn't be there, but they didn't want to go the whole hog and just give it the "obvious" name (I'm not saying the obvious route is necessarily bad or good,…

Sometimes it does seem like a cop-out, where you're compromising between the title you want and the title you think other people want.

You have my apologies, you're actually the first person I've encountered who likes it. That said, I really can't stand it.

I can go with either version of "Heaven" and "Psycho Killer", I prefer the Fear of Music version of "Life During Wartime", and no version of "Genius of Love" isn't terrible, but the rest I prefer the live versions of.

"Cities" or we're gonna have a problem here.

1. No funeral playlist is complete without Faith No More's "Surprise, You're Dead!" and/or Mr. Bungle's "Everyone I Went to High School with Is Dead"
2. The version of this song on Stop Making Sense is the perfect one, as is the case with most of the renditions on that album.
3. Fuck you, Davy, get off that horse and…

"Most famous"? Sure, that's Blair Witch. "Most effective"? Deodato would have you lynched—or, more appropriately, impaled and eaten.

Bollocks to this, where's the Kenny Dykstra movie?

Oscar-winning great white lady, no less.

Every time something like this happens it makes it harder for me to admit in public that I'm a writer; I usually settle on something less embarrassing like jizz-mopper.

There is an L right there in "bowl", how there wasn't at least one variation on "Super bowL", I don't know. That said, the less time I spend thinking about new-world sports the better.

"I jacked off nine times".

I once diddled the singer for a band that I thought was going to make it big but then didn't (think somewhere between Florence and the Machine, and Big Black). Currently accepting all bids.

Intergalactic warming, dur.

You say this, but I grew up on the original trilogy, caught the remasters in the cinema, managed to procure a bootleg of Phantom before its official release over here (not as easy 15 years ago versus now, after all), and I still haven't seen Episode III.

Set up somewhere nice for a change and adapt the setting to fit, like using Iceland for more Hoth or something.