Accurate dick-measuring gauges are expensive, man.

I don't understand how Candis Cayne isn't getting like all the roles, what with being trans, talented, and charmingly-monikered.

Give it to the UAE if they want it. They're batshit crazy enough to build the necessary facilities to host the summer and winter olympics at the same time. Of course, by "build", I mean import foreign labour for peanuts and throw them, meat-grinder-like, at a building site until something is finished, be it…

It's a good movie, but not a great one. I'd probably eat my own face off after 15.1 hours, let alone 151.

" they gave the crowd pizza for Christ's sake what more do you people want"

While I'm sure great fun was had with the image here, Sonny Crockett was a college footballer and it comes up several times over the course of the show.

I still dig Heinlein. Even though we're at the point where "the future" is now, his work still says something behind the sci-fi trappings.

I think he's had great ideas ("I Have No Mouth" being a particularly strong one, but I also really liked the core behind "Demon with a Glass Hand" and "Repent, Harlequin"), but in my opinion the actual writing that ensues is sloppy, poorly-paced and much less imaginative than it should be.

This inventory reminded me of my complete bafflement at Harlan Ellison's success as a writer.

"… ex-wife …"
"she never fucking talks to no one" (or words to that effect)

I'm not sure subject matter really matters if there's a good crowd-friendly tune. "Rock and Roll Part Two" is about how catchy rock songs are better when skeevy paedophiles don't sing on them and it somehow found itself into the sports rotation.

That's probably true musically but I can't get past the tone of Bono's voice. It's like Bobcat Goldthwait fronting for the Beatles.

Scrolled down here to express pretty much the same sentiment.

Allow a man to dream—either my tax money continues to prop up a backwards, needless horde of leeches, or it pays for a Sopranos-esque crime family. I know what I'd prefer.

I'll tune in for the episode when she has her daughter-in-law whacked but that's probably it.

Whitey Bulger movie? Count me in.
Johnny Depp? Count me out.

If anyone needs me I'll be under my bed.

Didn't know that. So the Woody Harrelson/Matthew McConnaughy thing is only one season? I'll just catch up with that when the inevitable "season two is coming, here's all of season one again" train comes round.

I haven't seen this show yet, because I want to wait til it's over and see it all at once. But if Chastain were to do it, there's no way I'd be able to wait it out.

And here I was thinking those topless scenes in The Rapure were the best thing you ever gave me.