My in-laws got my wife and I an anniversary card for our 4th last week. It was a card for a lesbian couple featuring an illustration of a loving, lesbian relationship. Really had a beautiful message though. Turns out my father-in-law got it at Fleet Farm (this is in the Midwest obviously) as he was directed by his…

Sweet Jesus. It might be worth it to look into retrofitting your insulation (if there is any) and also check if your electric or gas utility gives any rebates for improving your home in this way. Or you could go really medieval and cover every available wall and floor with tapestries and carpet. Block those drafts!

Don’t talk crazy. If they had not traded up, the San Francisco may have gotten him and been way more undefeated than they already are.

Per month. The house is 100 years old and apparently constructed from old newspapers.

“This will be the best quarter back they’ve seen all year.”

Dear Lord that is one of the more embarrassing walkbacks on proclaiming certain victory. I also don’t understand why he did it as I think almost all players state how their team is going to win, nobody was going to hold it against Landry.

I am starting to think that maybe the Bears shouldn’t have traded up to draft Trubisky.  I’m going to give him another week or two, but folks, this may end up being a little embarrassing for my favorite teams front office.  Will keep you all updated.

Immediate solution: tape a phone with GPS to the puck and use Google Maps to determine where it is. This plan is without flaw.

Quick—-which one would you take, Curt’s T-bird or Conan’s 92 SHO?

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

You would think that a guy like this might consider that his job puts him in close proximity to large, strong men of color who have large blunt objects that almost certainly could kill him.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

Everybody knows the appropriate place to stage a protest is somewhere out in the deserts of Utah.

One of my best friends is from Bensonhurst, which had the original Sbarro location, and I had a chance to try their food before they closed in 2004, and it was really good. A far cry from what you’d find at a shopping mall Sbarro. I specifically recall the ham croquette and arancini being particularly good.

The original was on I want to say 75th st and 20th ave in Brooklyn. It’s been a sushi restaurant for well over a decade, maybe more. When it was Sbarro’s it was a super legit joint, though. Started by Italian immigrants, with Mama Sbarro in the back cooking. Her sons expanded it into a chain and sold it for a shitton…

surrounded by barely used condos.

The perplexing part is that chain stores are having a hard time now paying rent. It'll just be Chase banks and Duane Reade left surrounded by barely used condos. 

Manhattan in 20 years will be an enclave solely of the rich and privileged who depend upon the daily commute of working folks from the outer marches to keep them serviced.  I’m sure I can find a science fiction story from the Golden Age of SF that predicted this many decades ago.

As someone who has eaten in many I-95 Rest Stop and Airport Sbarros, its not the pizza, its the pasta. Obviously it wouldn’t be my first choice for a normal meal, but when you’ve been traveling for 6 hours and your only other choice is McDs or Cinnabon, a heaping plate of basic noodles and sauce is kinda comforting.

We have multiple locations of Sbarro in our town & I still can’t figure out how they survive. Who actually likes their pizzas? Is it some kind of money laundering/drug dealing location? A mob witness relocation thing? I really need to know!