Chik-fil-a is a half hour drive.

Auntie Ann and Famous Amos were corporate Bonnie and Clyde.

Except Pham had the stats to prove it. This isn’t some weak hitting schlub claiming he could man the outfield for the White Sox in 1994...

Best scams in baseball

I am sure that his perspective is being received with the utmost fairness, empathy, and understanding among baseball media and Cardinals fans alike.

Clearly he just isn’t gritty enough for the Cardinals and their fans.

Turns out catering to bigots is a winning strategy. You get their undying loyalty, and most of the other side won’t care.

Apparently she arrived at the studio in a towel, otherwise she would have just worn her street clothes for the interview. 

I couldn’t care less about controversy when I want that Chick Fil A sauce, dammit.

Yea almost like that boycott was a wild overreaction and that anyone who has stepped foot in a CFA can tell you the Xtian stuff isn’t really in your face nor is there really anything particularly anti-LGBT about them if their employees are any indication

The only day I would be willing to eat their food is Sunday, when I am worshiping at the holy alter of Andy Reid, who consumes any and all.

...it would’ve involved “aliens with dinosaurs.”

The Michael Crichton novel I think he would’ve been a great choice for is Sphere.

Lovers of the chain’s chicken have ether forgotten about that earlier controversy or don’t care

Sounds like James Cameron was so preoccupied with whether or not he could include blue genital-haired aliens, he didn’t stop to think whether he should include blue genital-haired aliens.

And he would’ve stayed true to the book by killing the old guy, and letting the lawyer live.

“Dinosaurs are four eight-year-olds,”

I weirdly genuinely love Uni Watch, but I’m not a fan of having tweets about a high school football team getting alternate helmet decals tossed into my twitter feed

OK, but I think having an empty hourglass on the front of their jersey isn’t the greatest motivator for players or fans.

It’s not bad. Now hurry up and give the name, colors and history of the Oilers back to Houston so that they can rebrand and allow the Titans to truly be the most anonymous franchise in the NFL.