I’m amazed that mummy Al Davis used his black magic to make Howdy Doody a real boy then got him fat.

Pictured (l to r): Jon Gruden, Bizarro Jon Gruden

I’m amazed at Mark Davis and his financial discipline. For decades, the man has apparently refused to shell out $20 for a mirror.

He doesn’t need as much money now that he’s learned to stop spending so much on porn.

It’s clear the MLBPA is gonna need to make a big stand at the next CBA negotiation but what’s gonna be their main focus? As it stands now, players get fucked until Free Agency where they theoretically would be paid over their value in the future for the time they were underpaid. Now, they just don’t get paid at all.…

They were mostly upset that when leaving the office, Otani walked over the pitcher’s mound.

I would have given my left nut to escape a few hours of wedding planning, the fuck is Turner complaining about.

Sell him on the fact that your team already has so much star power that he can go sit in a corner and be as weird as he wants and no one will ever notice unlike in Anaheim where he’s guaranteed to be no less than the second most notable player whom the media flocks to.

It’s definitely the Angels. When you’re in Disney’s parking lot and one of their less-viewed attractions, you’re the marketing department time forgot.

You hit the nail on the head. Total misplaced anger. They need to be looking toward management rather than another player who only should have their own best interest at heart (as I’m sure Kershaw and Turner did themselves).

““He might as well have not been sitting there,” Turner said, using an expletive for emphasis.”

Did Otani ask Kershaw and Turner to interrupt their wedding and anniversary planning meetings? Or did the Dodgers ask them to do that?

The fucking irony of a bunch of baseball players complaining about time delays.

Trout is not marketable in LA?

“When I met with him, he looked me dead in the eye and said he supported the anthem protests. That he was impressed by people calling attention to police brutality. Complete waste of time.”

It is kindof funny that the two teams in the second-biggest market in the country, and (arguably) the entertainment capital of the world, have possibly the two best players in the game (Kershaw and Trout) and their personalities are both about as marketable as a sack of potatoes. And I say this as an Angels fan of 20+…

I don’t know that they could have. He kept saying he didn’t want to go to a big market. Didn’t seem that concerned about going to a team that gave him a chance to win. You can’t offer him any more money than any other team. He didn’t seem interested in the history of the team. I believe I’ve heard that in Japan the…

show some god damn respect, mark...his dad invented pluto or something.

He might have wanted to DH and might have been even 99.9 percent dead set on going to an AL team to DH but that doesn’t mean the Dodgers (or any other NL team) couldn’t have presented a compelling enough case to convince him otherwise. I’m not normally one to hate on folks for the resources available to them but this…

Sho, hey, maybe he doesn’t know what he wants.