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how about putting in a great story campaign and offline play? no? then bethesda isnt getting any of my money.

Can we just not give this guy the attention he apparently so badly craves?

I sure wish I didn't have to be a dude to be a Jedi.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I am the first to make snarky comments when people complain about remakes...

I really liked the “my larynx fell out” as a gag to explain the switch from Fillion to Tudyk.

I think the Michelle Pfeiffer aging was semi-explained by Tony’s “1 in a billion” or whatever about quantum time travel working out - he didn’t age for 5 years because quantum! She did age because quantum! Doesn’t make sense? Well, it’s because you’re a moron who doesn’t understand quantum mechanics! Read a book!

That’s the sound of the font police.

 

Someone needs to get a TV with a better contrast ratio.

Schreier, I will always appreciate your deep-dives into the less glamorous sides of this hobby and the industry that supports it. While most of Kotaku’s articles are (and probably should be) focused on the games themselves, it’s incredibly important that we never lose sight of the human cost incurred in the production

I will always have a soft spot for the cast of Everwood, but in Chris Pratt’s case, it’s always been “Well, Anna Faris likes him, so how bad can he be?” Then he turned out to be a Blue Lives Matter dummy and religious weirdo, so that's that on that. But at least Anna seems okay, post-divorce. 

There’s been a few earlier takes on “bad Superman.” Rick Veitch’s The Maximortal is an extremely strange comic where the Superboy equivalent barely has a human mind at all, it’s just this horrifying murder-baby with a very confused understanding of the world (it knows its parents are farmers, so it thinks it can help

The actual phrase being repeated is “Nick Fury controls my summer vacation”
lolol
Edit: My Japanese speaking wife now informs me the more accurate translation is “My summer vacation is controlled by Nick Fury”

Here’s an idea: why not scrap Suicide Squad and just adapt Gail Simone’s Secret Six?

“A strange DLC. The only way to stay true to your character is not to play.”

Reminds me of the Maxi-Mortal - if anyone remembers that comic. I’m intrigued

Muuuuch less road traffic, though.