PUNCH BUGGIE NO PUNCH BACKS!

I have rarely wanted to know the details of someone's upbringing more.

yeh, coz jus coz i use bad grammer it mean im stupid com on!!!!!!!!!!!

4. This guy:

It just looks like she is using her ass to clean an invisible glass door.

What, Cory Booker wasn't available? (rim shot)

I'm just glad it was her and not A-Rod under that awning, ba-dum-bum.

I keep thinking of Hank from King of the Hill and "pro-pain" and "pro-pain" accessories

GWM seeks GWF for deeply unsatisfying yet approved-by-Jesus marriage. My turn-ons include scripture readings, awkward sex with the lights off for the purpose of sanctified procreation and long, separate vacations with no questions asked. Turn-offs include smoking, your lady bits and snoopy questions like "Why is the…

Go home, Catholic church, you're drunk.

I was actually really looking forward to finding out how they were going to manage to spell "Blue Ivy" with a "K."

How are we pronouncing this? I want to go with 'cadence' because when I try to pronounce it as written I sound like a Cockney shoeshine boy.

He may have lost a leg, but it looks like he had a spare to begin with.

All I got from this is that Sandra Bullock's son is so cute that I want to EAT HIM.