And fuck you TMZ.

Just FYI, Locomotive Jones is a long-time Gawker troll who infested Jezebel after Gawker got shut down. He occasionally manages to sound fairly rational, when he’s not doing things like posting pictures of women at Clinton rallies and rating the ones hot enough for him to rape, but not engaging and/or dismissing is…

One click of the article was what it took me to find out he was in a car accident in Utah in December and couldn’t get out of the car and died of hypothermia. What an awful way to go.

Fuck you depp.

Yup! Fighting is the last best option, running or finding cover and concealment are best, if possible. We were told to try to grab fire extinguishers if possible. You can fuck someone up with them (ask Len Koenecke). Or spray the attacker enough to distract them and let you or others get away.

You, however, can fuck off.

The five stages of coping with spree killings:

I’m seeing some criticism of the fight part of the message. It’s a list of priorities. Run if you can, hide if you can’t, and fight if you’re found. The truth is that if an active shooter finds you and you don’t fight you’ll die anyway. It doesn’t mean to proactively go out and play Yosemite Sam trying to hunt down…

Soooooooo. Im here. Thankfully I am on South Campus and the shooting is on north campus. And we have security guards on our first floor. Shooting happened in Watts hall, shooter now appears to be in a parking garage on Lane and Tuttle.

That’s actually the protocol in order. Option 1) Run, Option 2) Hide Option 3) Fight. It is the last option because you’re only supposed to do it if the first two are not available.

Its run first, hide if you can’t run, and fight if you have no other option.

I don’t even know if it would be a bad thing for press outlets to be denied credentials. Trump is belligerent and evasive and openly hostile to the press. During the campaign, he tricked reporters in his press pool into airing elaborate commercials for his hotels, and he used them as props as his rallies, siccing his…

Hmm, the ones I know tend to do the skimming mostly by either running cash businesses (wherein every nth purchase isn’t really reported to the gov’t) or very much stretching the definition of “necessary corporate expense” when it comes to stuff they’re purchasing on the company dime. The latter especially falls into…

Businesses he competes with can sue, I think, and because he was in business before he was president, it may fall under the SCOTUS precedent for Clinton v. Jones.

Constitutional Lawyers? You mean like that guy named Barack Hussein Obama? Wouldn’t that be some Karmic Justice? :P

I emailed the electoral college recently. I got some half-literate responses (one read in full: “on Beaver Island Deer Hunting hope to kill 3 deer. Please hold all emails. Thanks. GO TRUMP”), some sanctimonious responses, and mostly a lot of nothing. A friend received a postcard from an elector with just the word…

Kleptocracy is right. This is some Third World level blatant corruption. It’s the kind of corruption we deal with here in Brazil.

It’s beating a dead horse, but I don’t care. Where the hell was this shit before the election? The NYT, Newsweek, WaPo, etc did some damn good election reporting, and every major outlet ignoresd it just like they will likely ignore this. Why? Because they don’t want to face the suicide of having press credentials…

My current theory for why his supports do not care is that most of the small business owners I know are skimming at least a little off the top. They look at stuff like conning diplomats into staying at his hotel as a good thing...like he’d have to seriously and blatantly put national interests at risk before maybe,…

McDonald’s is Eugenics? Public school are eugenics? Words do not have a meaning anymore, I’d like fish in my coffee, hat!