This is pretty much what I’m hoping for at this point. I’m being a realist and not expecting the election results to change completely but I’m holding out hope that one or two state’s results get overturned. Trump will shit his fat man pants.

Absolutely. He needs to sweat. He lost the popular vote. By a lot. We don’t have to make anything easy for him—and in fact, it’s our goddamn duty to make leading as hard as possible. He wanted this, he’s gonna have to fucking work.

This won’t spare us from Trump’s presidency. In 2000, everything went insane over a recount in ONE state—this insanity will require at least THREE state recounts.

A) fuck off b) no shit it’s happening, my useless hope has to do with it fucking changing something. C) stop being such a dick. You could have told me to be hopeful or something but instead you read about me being physically sick to my stomach and you decided to be a major ass. Am I somehow more worthy of your ‘tude…

So? We have nothing to lose anyways? Why not shine a spotlight on how screwed up our system is for voting? How many provisional ballots are being thrown out, for example? And what’s wrong with making sure that we weren’t hacked?

Should I be happy? Nervous? Anxious? Scared? So many feelings i need to lay down

Once, when cornered in an argument, my very drunken friend screamed:

What’s wrong with Little Marco, Lying Ted, Loser (because he was captured) McCain, Ugly Fiorina? That’s totally acceptable behavior for someone running for the POTUS.

I love the word chutzpah... a friend and I used to teach each other ethnic terms in college —I would teach her West Indian patois and idioms and she would give me Yiddish ones in exchange.

May I recommend the word salad for your main course?

We have a psychopath for president-elect who is attempting (as a good psychologist friend of mine put it) to gaslight the whole country.

Donald’s chutzpah around Hillary Clinton is fucking astounding. She’s “suffered greatly in many different ways”? Ways that he caused!

Holtzclaw previously suggested to ABC that all the women he raped are just saying that for money.

It’s as if a stinking crack in the earth opened up and everything that rational human beings fear has come to the surface.

i tried, and then i realized everything is already fucked.

oh just fucking fuck everything.

The people in my life who were Bernie bros or other third-partiers and spent the last year DRAGGING hillary and then either didn’t vote for her when it counted or else smugly confessed to holding their noses and voting for her are now all upset and panicking and it makes me want to fucking scream.

Hey, but at least we kept that bitch Killary outta office, amirite folks?

I don’t think they got it wrong. I’m all aboard the conspiracy train. If the GOP can believe unsubstantiated nonsense so can I.

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