I think most people who say “anyone/my 4 year can do that” haven’t tried to do it on an enormous canvas.

You’re not alone there! He really didn’t just randomly hurl paint at the canvas, as is usually implied. He had a surprisingly precise technique, which he altered for each painting, so each has its own ‘fingerprint’ and patterns. They may not tell a story like some paintings, but his works do have a mesmerizing quality…

I hope it’s in the middle of a gay bar getting tea bagged.

I guess when your patient is more cancer than human, you just throw up your hands and make friends with the tumor.

You think that’s bad, Rick Perry just endorsed Donald Trump and said he’d be open for a VP position. This is the same Rick Perry who gave a speech last year that said:

I learned my lesson.

I like that most of the responses aren’t “Good job putting her in her place brah.” Small victories. :\

says “Eh, ain’t no big thing, tbh.”

Proper training and regulation! Yay! Integration into the regular medical community! Woot!

911 i need an ambulance i have been burned by a hot take

i wanna find this man’s grave and pee on it WHILE SMILING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST REPORTED INCIDENT OF A MAN TELLING A WOMAN *NOT* TO SMILE?!?

There is nothing wrong with that sports report. I thought it was rather clever. Or at least as clever as a sports reporter in Chattanooga is going to get. And it was not disrespectful. He wasn’t making fun of Prince. And why fire the guy? What about a suspension? There’s more going on here than meets the eye.

Of course he’s texting buddies with Trump.

Did you see the bit on Full Frontal where Sam showed Cruz talking about the trans gender bathroom issues and of course he supports the birth certificate bathroom law “because he has two young daughters and doesn’t want to think about some man stalking in the bathrooms and doing God knows what”.

yeah, it’s a Maker’s Mark tan.

Right. Like if you can’t learn to disagree in a way that doesn’t involve threatening people with rape and bodily harm, you get your toy taken away.

I get told all the time that “Twitter isn’t real life.” But it IS real life.

RIGHT?! I didn’t know whether to laugh at them (“omg i hope this doesnt get crossposted to jezebel so we can keep being sexist pigs without those feminazis screeching at us hur hur hur”) or go in with guns blazing.

the guys who send this stuff are probably beyond help