I love that “experts claim” she’s 79 pounds. How do you become an expert in...whatever that skill is?

But she’s not funny, and I don’t think we should subject poor daytime audiences to endless two-hour vodka punchlines.

How much of a bonus do you think she got? Can’t just be an apology and a few compliments with this public a scandal.

“Good hair” is just code for “white girl” hair. It doesn’t have anything to do with how it was styled on a particular day, it’s a comment on how white women’s natural hair is considered a societal beauty ideal over black women and their natural hair.

Like, ‘Gee should I leave my house today? NO I SHOULD NEVER LEAVE MY HOUSE BEYONCE FANS WILL THROW ACID LACED LEMONADE AT ME.’

I would also be in the middle of a personal emergency if every Beyonce fan IN THIS UNIVERSE and a few others were being super fucking insane. Holy shit.

Just because you like individuals of a different race doesn’t mean you’re not racist.

Or simply don’t pay attention, which pisses me off more. You’re a sanctimonious idiot, that’s fine. But if you don’t pay attention to current events and don’t vote, then you are ignoring your duty as a citizen of this country.

This is what happens when you start tolerating people’s religious beliefs. We had this brand of religious nutcase on the ropes in the 1990s and early 00s, then we had to start going around respecting their ability to believe such bullshit (and attacking the militant atheists who came so close to putting them down for…

It’s amazing that Republicans have not turned America into a third world country. They are so damaging at all levels of government. I read a few days ago that some people think they are independents politically. My god, how can any American with two neurons be an independent these days?

“If we take care of morality,” David Brumbaugh, a Republican Representative in Oklahoma’s House , said during deliberations, “God will take care of the economy.”

I believe that. A (male) coworker once commented that women were “taking over” the office because we were up to 4 women and 5 men

Good.

The thing that upsets me most about his impending candidacy is that when Hilary wins, her detractors will say "Of course she won! Her opponent was a skin sack filled with nightmares"

I simply say “I’m glad that it works for you”.

Strictly speaking, from a legal perspective a judge always has the option of throwing out a jury’s guilty verdict if there is either some defect or if he believes that it’s contrary to the overwhelming weight of the evidence. It can’t be used the other way around; a judge can’t find someone guilty if the jury found…

Probation and community service. For killing a man. Negligently killing a man. A black man. Tell me again how ALL lives matter.

i’m not at all surprised at a cop getting off scot-free in killing a black man, but the absolute brazenness of going to court, getting a jury, having that jury return a guilty verdict on the charge of manslaughter, and the prosecutor and judge just saying, ‘nah,’ feels like a new low. prosecutors are always free to…

That kid that busted up the cop car during the protest got 7 years didn’t he? This guy kills a person and then stands over them as they die, without even trying to help, instead calling to see if he’s going to be protected. And he gets five years probation.