It would explain the broken English and terrible grammar on these posts.

Counterpoint: These "prove how tiny" photos need to continue if for no other reason than they piss off Trump supporters, who fucking deserve it. That's why we're spending, not wasting, our time with this crap.

NS = Non-Smoker?

They don't have to express their despair, they just have to experience it. They know deep down. Their major problem is the same as anyone else's: they don't want to admit to anyone that they voted for a cretin. This is why you should always question your leaders, especially the ones that you vote for. But they…

We never used to give attention to Nazis. Why are we giving attention to Nazis? I mean, I know Trump is president, but it's not like Nazis are suddenly important now. They're just as meaningless and ineffectual as they ever were. They're not really empowered; they just think they are.

Not until I looked up what that was. Honestly, I thought it was an industrial lubricant. So basically, these guys are all a bunch of 12 year old boys with Asperger's?

Oh, OK. Well, I guess they showed me, then. I'm going to go, like, take a nap or something to deal with how bad I got owned. Yawn.

It makes feel hopeful that alt-right douchenozzles call Donald Trump "God Emperor," considering that they are putting an enormous amount of hope and trust into a guy who isn't just clueless and easily misled, but also not that conservative. Thinking about how disappointed they're going to be when he doesn't deliver…

There seems to be a pattern here. Is our Manchurian candidate really a Siberian candidate?

Go home, America. You're drunk and acting like a total ass.

Really? I thought half-orangutans were still considered a minority.

Al Franken doesn't need a pass. He earned POTUS-run privileges by actually going out and getting experience.

I'd vote for Deepak Chopra over Trump. Though I might draw the line at Mercola and the Food Babe.

Go 'way. I'm watching Ow My Balls.

Well, the American judicial system has been talking about turtle reform for years…

George Soros: Making America Great Again

What? Is it so much trouble for him to just get his shit together and resign?

Well, he is the president, so you can't just treat him like he doesn't matter. He matters a lot, but boycotting press briefings is making it so that Breitbart is the only one reporting on him directly. Do you think Steve Bannon would be thrilled with that prospect? I do. Boycotting the press briefings is a bad…

The problem before was that the media wasn't taking Trump seriously. They're taking him seriously now.

They need to do that too, but to ignore them is to give them the sole voice in this game. How would you like to have Breitbart be the only ones who report on what he's saying and the promises he's making?