Complete with Tim & Eric awful makeup and bad hair, from the looks of things.

And now Bannon is threatening the media, saying that he's going to "make it worse for them." Having the media abandon them is exactly what Bannon and Trump want. That way, they control what information goes out and serve as the singular mouthpiece of the country. Don't take the bait. Instead, dig your heels in.

It's in my face, and I try to grab it, but no dice.

Are you a clown or a white clown?

Funny that someone with no fans would have so many people watching his show.

Not sure why the interview with Milo WhatsHisFace is being talked about so much. It wasn't unexpectedly inflammatory, informative, or particularly funny. The only thing that makes it remarkable at all is how much pants-shitting is going on because of it.

So an imperfect person who makes you listen to opinions that you don't like is now called "irrelevant." Donald Trump would agree.

Politicians can and do successfully change stances, but they have to be good at delivering the message. The problem with Hillary was that she was not good at delivering it, and when confronted about it, she acted like a Clinton and tried to cover it up rather than just coming out and explaining herself.

The Chewbacca faux-hawk just wasn't cutting it.

At what point has Trump ever called himself a fascist?

Yes, but there was also that whole thing about how he never labeled himself as that, so other people could reasonably believe that all the noise was bullshit.

I had a bad feeling about it, too. Friends of mine were just convinced that there was no way Hillary could lose against Trump, but I wasn't so sure. I noticed that the Trump supporters were very much pro-Trump, whereas Hillary supporters were mostly just anti-Trump. Just being against the opposition doesn't usually…

To be fair, she did accumulate 3 million more actual votes than Trump did, just not in the right places.

Oh, no doubt. But who else even ran except Martin O'Malley and a guy who wasn't even a Democrat?

Here's another reason why Hillary is disliked: she changed her stances on policies, which people regarded as flip-flopping. In other words, she changed her mind about issues when the public changed their mind about them. She did what she was supposed to do as a public official and attempted to shape public policy in…

He would have won a one-way ticket back to Vermont. These people lost their minds over Obama just being accused of being a socialist. Somehow, the Bernie bros thought that someone who willingly put "socialist" in his self-description was going to get a pass just because he put "democratic" in front of it.

That's what I said about the whole email thing. What she did was not that bad and not at all unusual in the federal government, but when the heat was on, she reacted like a Clinton and tried to cover it up. That was her real crime.

Mmmm…we elected the wrong Carter.

Praising the Bible is easier than learning new skills in a changing economy, and the gay guy at the health food store is an easier target than a millionaire who lives 100 miles away in a gated community.

Though occupying no governmental roles does make a strong argument for lack of competency and suitability, which was the alternative at the time and our current reality.