Of all the unbelievable things that happened during the election, this was the one that really made my jaw drop.

Maybe if you just hang yourself, you'll never have to see her face again.

Well, I guess when you put her up against Donald Trump, people will hold their nose and vote for her en masse.

Still, I'd take someone competent over the current shitshow.

And I'm sure that some cons shamefully masturbated to it.

So is this like the alt-right version of The Man in the High Tower?

What would they ever do as a sequel? Have two elderly men who can't seem to grow out of acting like they're 35?

I think it's a Pittsburgh invention, but it's a great word.

Depends on how much tacky fake-gold leaf you want to put on it.

Oh yeah, totally. He looks left. He looks right. He appraises the situation and discovers they aren't moving.

It is hard to appreciate these movies without being high, and most of the humor is really watered-down. But they really do capture the essence of what it's like when you first start smoking pot, and there are two bits that still kill me every time:

I don't know. Maybe if your dialect is from Germany, but if someone asked me for some "jicken sandwich," they would get a chicken sandwich.

They're not that far apart. Say it out loud with the short "i."

Pronounce the "i" as if it were in "chicken" rather than "pizza."

So is this pronounced "Cheat-sa" or "Jizz-a?" Because neither sounds like it's something I'd want to eat.

My stomach's had it in for my heart for years.

So can Trump, according to the Russians, anyway.

I couldn't believe it in 2008 when we went back to a president who could speak in complete sentences! Alas, it was not a trend…

Drizzling us with the piss of patriotism!!!

Well, apparently there's this guy named Trump who has his old job now and is working hard at…wait, no, Trump is hanging out in Mar A Lago taking a vacation after two weeks on the job. Who the fuck is running the country?