RICH AND BARACK'S…TOTALLY AWESOME VACATION!!!

Whatever keeps Trump out of trouble for the next 4 years. If you can piss off the Conflict-Of-Interest-In-Chief and waste his time, I say go for it.

But Leonardo DiCaprio's rich blend of completely different accents is captivating!

We'll get to those, too, but when people mistake your real hair for a toupee, you need a new barber immediately.

He's going to look great in full military regalia, complete with medals covering his chest, going over both shoulders, and all the way down the back.

But the great unanswered question remains: Is there life outside the laptop?

And a decent haircut.

OMG I can't waaaaaaaaaaait!

"They exchanged other people's lives for votes."

That dog shit must have pissed someone off bad.

But why were they so mad at the poop?

It was a noble sacrifice to get a little dogshit on one's hands in the service of delivering it to that particular face.

Exactly. Taking the high ground and getting behind Bush after 9/11 got liberals nothing except having their faces spat in by conservatives pretty much constantly over the last decade. The high ground is waaaaaay overrated and generally the terrain of well-meaning cowards.

Some things don't need a rational excuse. This is one of them.

Nah. Just wait'll you see Trump's executive order to force-feed dogshit to anyone who makes fun of his hair.

Yes, it was juvenile and pointless, but some things don't need an excuse.

Twin Pricks

Memba' Sherilyn Fenn? Memba' Log Lady?

Alan Thicke dies, yet Kirk Cameron lives on.

@TheSacredRock