Except that it's not a fantasy world. He grew up in Texas, so he's more or less writing what he knows. What's he supposed to write about? Gay black women? The life of a Chinese immigrant? Because those might end up getting him labeled as pretentious as shit or worse.

But how do we know you're NOT Mel Torme?

Deja Vu, I'll never forget you!

Thanks for the confirmation. A long time ago, a friend of mine who was converting to Judaism was explaining some of the tenets of the faith to me, and the one that really stuck with me was something along the lines of God being too great to be understood by man. In this way, it differs from Christianity, in which…

I don't think he's Jewish. He's just, yes, powered like a Jewish Superhero. Someone who's actually Jewish might be able to comment better on this perspective, but consider that he a) has an alter ego as a soft-spoken college professor and b) saves the day twice by being humble toward God.

Glad that you mentioned Indy's humility, which also gets him through the tests at the end of Last Crusade. I sort of think of Indiana Jones as the Jewish Superhero: no magic powers, just very studious and humble before the Almighty.

By the way, the president does not appoint Supreme Court justices. The president only nominates them. The Senate confirms them. giving them the final say. Again, the true power lies in Congress.

By the way, the president does not appoint Supreme Court justices. The president only nominates them. The Senate confirms them. giving them the final say. Again, Congress.

Yeah, well some of us have enough imagination where we prefer our horror movies to have a slow-building unseen dread rather than having the killer trotted out for us every 20 minutes or, worse yet, having its motives explained.

The prevailing theory is that Josh was the one who killed the other two, having been possessed by the witch, then disappearing, then luring them into the basement of the cabin.

I seriously doubt that even paranoia and stupidity would be enough to get someone to remove their own teeth and leave them in a bloody bit of their shirt outside the tent.

I doubt it. From what I can tell from the first movie, the witch isn't really a "person," but rather a spiritual presence in the woods that wears people down psychologically so that it can influence their actions. So whereas, judging from the trailer, Heather might still be living in the woods under the influence of…

But is there even really a witch to see? We're used to this idea of a witch as a pointy-hat-and-broomstick kind of thing, but the thing I loved about the original Blair Witch was that the witch seemed more like a bodiless entity that could take physical form, but more often remained hidden. Mostly, it just made…

This asshole again?

Loved that show when I was a kid.

Fonzie is for closers.

Chemtrails: The Great Coffee-Stain Scourge in the Sky

Thanks for the 90s, Obama.

"I've made a huge mistake."

Drinking coffee will give you gay. I heard it on Alex Jones.