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That code takes you straight to: Mike Tyson's Domestic Abuse!!

Something-something-Russian-alcoholic-stereotype-something-something!

That's what I'm talking about. Flair for my leather jacket.

HA, HA!!! That sounded like the kind of thing the Butthole Surfers would do on purpose.

I'd say that the piano outro to "Layla" might have it beat, but I'd have to time it.

Look at all those colorful buttons pinned on their jackets in the picture at the top. When is that going to come back in style, wearing lots of buttons?

We'd do better with Rex Kramer Day. I mean, really, do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that's a dumb question… skip that.

I find it odd that anything takes place in Delaware.

Hey! This is the cell for people who don't know what this is, but care! Get over in that other cell!

If she's so worried about watermelon seeds growing in her stomach, she should really stop feeding them dirt.

Danzig played the complicated, iconic part of Danzig for many years. What's the problem? I mean, if you can sing about killing babies and raping mothers, you can probably tone that down to an acceptable Wolverine, can't you?

Christopher Guest as Professor X.
Michael McKean as Magneto.
Harry Shearer as Nightcrawler.
Jane Lynch as Jean Grey.
John Michael Higgins as Gambit.
Parker Posey as Rogue.
Eugene Levy as Cyclops.
Catherine O'Hara as Mystique.
Fred Willard as Wolverine.

I agree that Aaron Paul would be terribly miscast as a young Han Solo. Too vulnerable. I'm thinking more like James Franco.

Why not Fred Willard as Wolverine?

OK, your wish is granted. He was LeChiffre in Casino Royale back in 2006.
Younger? Check.
Mads Mikkelsen? Check.
Bond Villain? Check.
I think we're done here. Great job, team!

It's gonna be OK.

Aaron Paul as Han Solo? I don't think so. Paul's vulnerability is one of his strengths as an actor, but I can't imagine Han Solo ever being that vulnerable, even in his youth.

It doesn't hurt to have a few drinks when you watch it, either. ;)

I think she should hold out and become Trump's running mate.