I do enjoy keeping news of a Jennifer Lawrence breast.

What about Nightmare on Elm Street?

I do not want to see that porno.

The Depp/Burton partnership has been a fruitful one, but sometimes it's like "C'mon, Tim! Take a goddamn chance with some different actors!"

Wolf of Wall Street was underrated, to a degree. I will say that it's much less depressing and in some ways more entertaining to watch Jordan Belfort's downfall in the third act than it is to watch Ace Rothstein's.

Yeah! Math, bitch!

Well, the precious seconds of your life are worth something. All the same…yeah, ouch. As much as I love The Terminator, I don't think I'm even going to bother.

Finally got around to watching John Dies at the End. Sorry I hadn't watched it before. Good stuff.

Don't let the door smack you in the ass on your way out.

This is good watermelon…it tastes like poop.

And sometimes they have lemon-scented bleach…with lemon juice in it…and some people have the nerve to serve their kids lemonade which is basically the same as lemon-scented bleach. Sick!

Well, they still need to get rid of all the water in a Subway sandwich. That stuff's used in bleach, you know. Scary!

I like the way you think.

What did the whom now?

OK, fine. Phantom Menace gets a trophy for participation.

LOL. Indeed, the best adventures did happen off screen, along with the better dialogue.

The Phantom Menace was 2 hours of my life that I will never be able to get back. It most assuredly deserves my hatred. Attack of the Clones wasn't much better. Revenge of the Sith was OK.

To be honest, though, finding shots like that in New Mexico is not hard. I lived there for half a year, and just about everywhere looks exactly like the shots in BB.

I'd rather see him redo Hellraiser.

I'm not even going to get into this pissing contest.