Elevators never arrive when he is waiting for one, and escalators are always broken when he is around. He always, always, always has to take the stairs.

Deep poverty and chronic illness, in a red state that has dismantled the social safety net.

He gets Jon Malkoviched. He is forced to watch from inside his mind as people take over his body. Spend/give away all his money, appoints Obama to the Supreme Court, enacts all sorts of socialist legislation, has A LOT of gay sex.

Did you see the John Hamm Black Mirror xmas special? He needs to be blured out to the world and move through it unheard and unseen.

She’s skinny and blonde. That doesn’t make her hot. She has her dad’s butthole mouth and a head like E.T.

And yet, in the right photos, you can kind of see it trying to peek through.

Before the election, Chris Matthews ran some old videos from 1989 of some old interviews he did with Trump. the difference was night and day-I don’t think he was ever the brightest crayon in the box, but he had a vocabulary and strung together many coherent sentences. Even his voice timbre was different. that really…

Recently Trump was in Wisconsin with Paul Ryan, whom he repeatedly referred to as “Ron”.

This was clearly the scariest story from Scary Stories. Fuck you, Harold.

AHHHHH That jumped out at me too! Like, it didn’t make sense he would walk AWAY from the gems when there was nothing for him to move down for.

“Mail-order bride”...and we all know it too.

Eastern European mail-order brides—and let’s not kid ourselves, that’s what Melania is for all intents and purposes—generally are very good at keeping up appearances and staying in loveless marriages to get what they want. I had a boss who got one and genuinely thought she loved him...until he discovered, after she’d…

I would send it to you if it would bring you joy.

The way the country is these days i would be surprised if they were negatively affected if they spoke openly about everything at this point.

Would you like some safe space to talk about your feelings?

I think in that situation, Gorsuch would face heavy pressure to step down, potentially even from his colleagues on the supreme court, but it would have to be his decision ultimately.

It would be super difficult to remove every participant in this treasonous debacle.