It’s stress, too. For the first time in his life, he’s being held accountable for the crap he says and does.

I’m beginning to think the people claiming early onset Alzheimer’s may be on to something. He’s become noticeably more incoherent as the months drag on.

Excuse me, her formal title is First Piece of Ass. Show some respect.

There’s a word for that:

I was actually thinking that possibly Melania was claiming she couldn’t find a dress. More likely, he’s heard Melania, Ivanka and Kellyanne complaining about the fact that no designers are willing to dress them, and figured that meant all of the dresses were sold out everywhere, for everyone.

He will launch a nuke. I love how every sane cable news head is dancing around that.

All I care about is seeing what kind of sexy, low-cut gown the First Lady Daughter will be wearing.

Some people see blue and black, some people see white and gold, and some people see an empty store front.

No shit. I keep thinking somebody must be working on something somewhere, but each passing day I grow a little more skeptical.

This, right here. Why hasn’t some black hat with a heart of gold hacked this shitbag so we can see his tax records?

So, let me guess....now he’s gonna appoint a bunch of diplomats with pro-Russian ties/interests?

A friend of mine who shares my chronically single status once said that whenever she starts feeling bad about being alone, she spends more time hanging out with her heterosexual female friends who are married or living with their significant others. Their stories about being the primary…

Against their wills, apparently:

As terrifying as this whole thing, the schadenfreude I get from seeing supporters’ eyes open about how they were conned has been beautiful. Just beautiful.

Seriously. Let’s not forget:

I guess I was lying to myself when I kept telling myself that nothing will change on 12/19 because I feel utterly sick about this today. Sick and scared. I’ve never been thrilled when “my” candidate didn’t win, but I can say with 100% certainty that I never felt scared for my fellow Americans and the future of the…

Welp. Here we go. Time to find out if our democracy is really as resistant to demagoguery as we all believed.

He is amazing in it :). One of the (many) things wrong with that movie is that most of the cast/ crew can’t seem to decide if it is supposed to be a drama or a comedy, and so it never really comes across as either. Alan Rickman was like “Yup, it’s a comedy” and proceeded to give the most hammy, wonderful performance…

When Michelle Obama spoke of the absence of hope she spoke the truth. I am aware of my privilege, enough to know that what the loss of hope means to me is mostly symbolic (or second hand). But to the residents of Flint, to the Native Americans in Dakota, to so many others this dearth of humanity, of compassion will…

Well at least we know what the next season of AHS is: