SAME!!! I neeeeeed to hear everything about it! I’m sitting here in my jammies, hydrating, petting the cat, and reading Fyre Festival Fuckups

Right? They just put it out in the open. Terrifying.

Goes through a grueling trial. Barely escapes jail. At first he thinks it’s business as usual, rich shit getting out of jail for free. But his assets are seized and frozen. He’s broke, destitute. He’s stuck with Melania, too, and she with him. They hate each other but can’t separate. His kids are disrespected…

My friend and I had a thing where we contantly used school dances as opportunities for art/performance/sticking it to the man/etc. One dance, I drew a long Dali-esque mustache and wore a domino mask. Stuff like that. For prom, we painstakingly made traditional Japanese wigs and wore kimono. Afterwards, we just went to…

The more I read his exact words or try to sit through him talking, the more I believe it. He can’t really follow the plot on anything. Not that he was smart or anything before but this is just a whole new level of confusion.

One. Hundred. Percent. Agree. I might remember snips and snatches of all the other stories but I remember every word of this one - and Harold still terrifies me to this day.

My tell was when he comes to that one part in the first part of the basement and walks towards the screen instead of towards the gems. Wouldn’t that make more sense on the your first go-round? In any case, I like the look and feel of it. It’s ok if it’s creepypasta; I enjoyed it for what it was.

You are so kind! <3

Oh, I wanted this one so bad and I swear I remember an ad for it in NYC on a big billboard? Thanks for the sweet memory of the dirty bunny watch I will never have....nostalgic sigh!

Wait what?? That cluster was originally by Berkley Breathed!? How dare they defile his work!?!?!

I have family and friends, some with new babies, in Japan. Although they’re not “on the front lines” per se I’m also on edge about this. Even if I had no one in the area, the thought of nuclear war anywhere is devastating. No matter the enemy, nukes are beyond the pale. Let’s hope our loved ones remain safe. <3

From what I understand, Melania is hosting it on Monday!? You know, Easter Monday, like we’ve always celebrated...never on Sunday! Like WTF is all this. It’s like we’re living in bizarro world here.

There’s no words I can offer for your loss. I am but a stranger on the internet and we don’t know each other but please know my heart hurts for you. Very very sorry about poor Mocha. <3

That stuck out to me, too! He’s either an idiot or being noncommittal or both. Probz both.

This!

SNL has been doing those guys so good. I loved the one where they’re on weekend update and Eric drains a Capri Sun lol.

Real question: what happens if Trump is impeached for treason and any who are tainted by his actions go down too? Can this be undone?

Ugh, you’re lucky. I feel like the trump supporters I know have gone deeper into the conspiracy holes. Reality doesn’t jive with their preconceived ideas so they’re grasping at ever more ludicrous straws.

Is it even a conspiracy tho??? Those guys from SNL pretty much confirmed it lol.

I’ve totally lost my parents to this. They believe most bizarre right wing conspiracies/lies. Just today mom said “Trump would be great - if only they would let him”. Who’s holding him back? “Congress.” What’s his policy that he wants to enact? “He has one.” What is it? Silence, changing the subject. It’s really sad…