You are so kind! <3

Oh, I wanted this one so bad and I swear I remember an ad for it in NYC on a big billboard? Thanks for the sweet memory of the dirty bunny watch I will never have....nostalgic sigh!

Wait what?? That cluster was originally by Berkley Breathed!? How dare they defile his work!?!?!

I have family and friends, some with new babies, in Japan. Although they’re not “on the front lines” per se I’m also on edge about this. Even if I had no one in the area, the thought of nuclear war anywhere is devastating. No matter the enemy, nukes are beyond the pale. Let’s hope our loved ones remain safe. <3

From what I understand, Melania is hosting it on Monday!? You know, Easter Monday, like we’ve always celebrated...never on Sunday! Like WTF is all this. It’s like we’re living in bizarro world here.

There’s no words I can offer for your loss. I am but a stranger on the internet and we don’t know each other but please know my heart hurts for you. Very very sorry about poor Mocha. <3

That stuck out to me, too! He’s either an idiot or being noncommittal or both. Probz both.

This!

SNL has been doing those guys so good. I loved the one where they’re on weekend update and Eric drains a Capri Sun lol.

Real question: what happens if Trump is impeached for treason and any who are tainted by his actions go down too? Can this be undone?

Ugh, you’re lucky. I feel like the trump supporters I know have gone deeper into the conspiracy holes. Reality doesn’t jive with their preconceived ideas so they’re grasping at ever more ludicrous straws.

Is it even a conspiracy tho??? Those guys from SNL pretty much confirmed it lol.

I’ve totally lost my parents to this. They believe most bizarre right wing conspiracies/lies. Just today mom said “Trump would be great - if only they would let him”. Who’s holding him back? “Congress.” What’s his policy that he wants to enact? “He has one.” What is it? Silence, changing the subject. It’s really sad…

I’ve had severe stomach problems and can’t stop breaking out. Not to mention the sleepless nights and random crying jags and nuclear bomb fears at the periphery of my mind. So.

THIS. I heard her put together a setence and use a multi-syllable word and was like....huh. But nah, she’s awful. “If I’m complicit it’s because I’m changing the meaning of the word so it means really cool so yeah, I’d say I’m really cool.” I truly believe the word cunt needs to sting and burn and not be reclaimed for…

Ok but not like...people.

YES. God, I love me some Unsolved Mysteries. Anyone watch Sightings? I only got into it as a snarky teen so it didn’t hold the same, err, mystery as UM did.

It’s the darkest, craziest timeline. Cheney makes sense and is calling for peace and understanding with Muslim allies. Bush seems intelligent. Exxon begging for America to stay in Paris agreement. W. T. F. IS. HAPPENING!?

Word! There’s so many great things about the state, and I don’t really want to move because I like the region, but there’s tons of things Florida just fucks up. We could be an awesome place to live but they make it impossible. As a long time Poor Person, I can tell you they fucked the unemployment benefits, SNAP is…

Yeah and it’s kind of sad that “deplorable” was the word that did Clinton in but Trump can run around saying any old goddamn thing.