This is the thing now, right? They don’t have an argument against anybody the left puts up anymore.

I am there with you. I’m burnt out and what the hell do we do now??

If anything, this election has proven that facts and reality have no bearing on our world.

“You pay for something because you bought it, even if it ends up sucking”. So fucking true. While there are few and rare exceptions, if someone did the work for you, you gotta pay. I did freelance social media management for this guy. Brought his engagement and everything far up but struggled with content because he…

Suffering the effects of the rich and have struggled with the greedy parasites most of my life. When I was in college and worked as a concierge at an upscale place, the wealthy were little tyrants, constantly throwing fits and getting everything they could for free. Talk about entitled! My last job, the CEO was born…

My great grandmother lived in a theocracy and an extremely patriarchal culture, where if you found a man who didn’t drink too much or beat you too badly, he was a catch. You knew he was going to gamble your life away while you were stuck home with 13 starving children but hey, what’s a woman’s life? In any case, my…

I feel like his smile doesn’t touch his dead, blank eyes. I want to say a shark but sharks are productive and wonderful creatures. He just screams “check my basement! I’ve got a rape room!”

THIS. I feel like every start up with a ping pong table and beer Fridays or some shit is just using that as window dressing for investors. That’s how it was at my last startup - they talked a good game about fun activities and free food and while that shit was always available for investors, we never, ever had it. We…

I feel the same and I think it’s just his face in all of these like...”can you believe it? I tell you...wow. I guess I just have lots of pretty girls all over me! Let me talk on the phone, baby; daddy can’t oggle you right now”

For real! When I saw this trailer it made me roll my eyes SO HARD. Here is a Boy who is actually Different and he is so Special and everyone Will See. OK, alright, accept your “weirdness”, everyone will finally love you and you’ll be vindicated. Ugh. And the same beautiful girl who will really love you for realz this…

Came here to say I have worked for people like this, people that steal your labor and pay you nothing and call themselves smart for doing so. They turn around and shit on the poor for not making money yet refuse to pay them for an honest day’s work. This year is the THIRD TIME in less than ten years that I’ve had to…

LITERALLY THAT WAS ALL WE WERE TALKING ABOUT AT THE DEBATE PARTY I WENT TO! Cocaine dehydrates you, right??? And the sniffing was incredible! It’s GOTTA BE coke, right???

For real. Sick of these half-assed talking points. Every time you bring up something real they say “Chicago” or “Benghazi” or “emails” and it’s alllll nonsense and insubstantial.

Magpies are awesome! That’s great!

I’m pretty sure my patronus should be a cat...but no, I got a mole. A fucking MOLE!!! OK, so I like to bury myself in darkness! But c’mon - no dementor is going to take this seriously. sad emoji sad emoji despondent emoji crying emoji winky face because i hit the wrong emoji sad emoji

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Here for the solidarity. I’ve hated this movie for years and was treated like a weirdo for hating it. Now I can proudly stand amongst my bretheren and shout to the heavens “THE NOTEBOOK SUXXXXXX!!!!1!1!11!!”

Yasssss OMG living alone is THE BEST. I’m terrified because I lost my job and my savings and I’ll probably have to move back home soon where I will be under the all-seeing Eye of Sauron AKA my mother (who I love very very much but distance has facilitated that love). Recently, I spent a weekend there and it was all…

Used to work with a company that dealt with her; can confirm the thirst and desperation. We had to create this huge week long celebration of her 18th birthday. I remember her team being like “yay, it’s her b day!” and then the nude/sexy/risque photos started pouring out and her team was so disappointed like “we…

Came here to say the same! Felled by cheating, Angie? Say it ain’t so! Whooooo could’ve seen that coming!? (side note - I have no dog in this fight, just some celebs I don’t care either way for, but if he did cheated and that’s the deal, I can’t help but chuckle a bit)