Didn't you hear? Its 1998 and you're actually on a MySpace fan page for Limp Bizkit…

President of Penn State Students for Trump…

'An elderly, very rich, aviation-obsessed, pro-colonialist widow who had once been a chorus girl…'

I don't think it would be possible - Hearst was an actual business man with a string of successful ventures and an eye for investments, which meant he had some sort of vitality and depth.

Your innocent comment just sent alarm bells off in some Hollywood studio exec's office, who gave the greenlight to that soon-to-be-abortion without even bothering to think about such basic things.

12% are sexy-single lawyers
4% are architects
5% are opening a craft brewery (that one actually checks out)
100% of people in NYC work in publishing, on Wall Street, or have quirky jobs like managing an art gallery.

From Wikipedia: He [Adam Carolla] briefly attended Los Angeles Valley College, a community college, where he was placed on academic probation before dropping out…

This is great… Tom Cruise doesn't teach dog-fighting via conventional text books or proven methods… He uses his animal instinct.

This is going to be great, because now the Russians are our friends, so this time the US Navy goes out with several aircraft carriers to attack the press - the real enemy of the people.

He was afraid of the witty reviews: Bitches be hatin' on Depp's hat-ins.

Dipsomaniacal… dipsomaniacal…

Its not just a loveless marriage. His hand feels like warm bag of urine.

I'm was thinking Smoove B actually wrote this… but then I realized there was a distinct lack of sensuousness to the language, AND nothing about what the fine ladies in attendance would be having for breakfast - that is after being freaked all night.

In Bidness school, we learned all about this. We had a class called the 'Quality Panorama' (the printed addendum included articles about JD Powers, etc., and was produced by Kinkos - so it identified the class as the 'Quality Pamora' on the cover in big bold letters, which was fun AND ironic.)

Good points… The sequels were also without those longer monologues (like Dr. Evil's "Summers in Rangoon".)

'Unfortunate' is the same thing as 'ironic' - right? RIGHT?

I haven't seen all the available episodes, but my one "grrrrr" is that we are apparently (yet again) expected to divorce economic reality from a TV show set in one the world's most expensive cities.

Can you imagine having to sit through the PowerPoint presentation of this jargon held for a mind numbing 50 minutes at Goop International's headquarters in conference room B…. and THEN have to ask which unpaid intern was going to write Paltrow's 'Healthy Life Choices' column each week?

At least Nate (to my recollection) made fairly consistent note that there MIGHT be another Brexit situation - most all polls being significantly wrong, and therefor the models completely wrong. And thus, close readers of Nate's writing might have been able to take another leap and see that (this time) the entire…

We can also use fire, the aliens seem to retreat from that. Do we have the capacity to make fire? Most humans have enjoyed that privilege since the Stone Age.