Jimi Hendrix actually does NOT sing, "excuse me while I kiss this guy."

Is that the same fucking actor who shows up in those awful Verizon ads..? Hard pass… No way… Not gonna happen…

I can't think of another set of films that burned through such a huge amount of audience goodwill so quickly.

Especially if that beater is - say - an old air-cooled VW… A product of socialism, government interventionism and state-directed industrialization (and ignoring the Hitler tie-in) and all around great example of what can happen when you respect organized labor!

Like you know how Target stores seemed to have fewer people in them the past couple of months and their stock price has fallen - that's because of their libtards bathroom policy!!

I remember thoroughly enjoying the OJ Simpson interviews / coverage around the time of the unfortunate incident, in which ESPN somehow neglected to mention all those many times the police had been called to the house to answer 911 calls for domestic abuse…

As someone who lived in Denver during this, it was indeed horrifying - but not just the crime… I'm thinking of the way the way the news and police, etc. kept trying to tell us that the Ramsey family was somehow respectable, and that it was totally acceptable for them to dress-up and sexualize a little girl.

Eastern Promises and 3:10 to Yuma for 2007 as well… Yup, a great year.

Also (as a footnote): Putting bullet holes in alligator skin-covered luggage makes a strong point.

'High-powered tech jobs.' FYI: The only people who use this phrase seriously are people who write for Fast Company.

Why is it so hard to make a good film about The Iraq War? Its a good question - and I've got a theory (wanna hear it?)

Go to the Regal Cinema website, and you'll find absolutely nothing about this.

I think you've done it!!

If you want to diminish the significance of Fallon playing cute with Trump's hair, etc., may I suggest you take it up with the comments section on Yahoo! news? You'll find they don't understand the word 'psychopath' either.

"…never without a man because they don’t have no standards."

I get that this supposed to be good natured and not taken seriously, but seriously, the Enterprise does not f-ing have 239 red-shirted 'security officers'!!! The total complement was only around 430.

Its like a slightly above-average Lifetime movie that you get to pay to see…!

The intellectual cluster fuck is deep in this administration:

They didn't 'overbook'. They were clearing seats for some employees. I'm not sure how the overbook thing got started, but its simply not the issue at hand.

This is a great point! Pizza Hut must have had different minimum population thresholds for its locations, because there are seemingly thousands of little towns around the US that were apparently too small for any other chain… (and sure enough, those locations naturally became a gathering point.) Anyway, you'll find…