The Economist once reported that around 1-out-of-5 East Germans were in some way on the Stasi payroll. So in any family, it would be likely that one person was at least peripherally connected to the surveillance state. Pretty horrifying.

I literally just LOL'd…

I know there's a camera angle involved, but when a man's waist is the width of another man's head there is some weirdness involved. What, is Efron like 5'5"… and the Rock like a giant from another dimension…?

Just a note: besides 'asshat', we also would have accepted jackass, fuck-face, sad-fart, and titanic moron from your father's taint.

He had an epiphany as Governor, when he actually had to work with Republicans. Slowly, he started seeing someone had to rescue the party from its own titanic heap of lies, hate, and anti-intellectualism.

Ha. (If only we lived in such a world.)

I think Ivanka's official job is not visibly throwing up when a piece of shit literally tries to kiss her.

Backwards compatibility, huh? Is THAT why I can't open a few year-old Excel spreadsheet (complete with nice graphs and tables) without it crashing the program, every single time?

Just did a Google image search on the picture referenced - 25,270,000,000 results…! If you want to crawl through that list to find some more pics of those guys, I'm sure you'll find something, but ooopph… Did anyone say the Internet was built on cat pics?

A study, which was published in Esquire and other journals, looked at both Trump and Clinton Twitter followers and found out that roughly 33% of Trump's followers also followed white supremacists, Nazis groups, etc. Clinton's followers? Something like 12 - not 12 percent, just a dozen people or so followed hate…

We were going to ask you to appear on CNN, but - I'm sorry - we are only taking people that either love or hate Beyoncé.

This is the correct response.

I picked it up because I was attracted to the Scandinavian setting… And, stupidly, I thought: 'Oh, I'll learn something abut the culture, place, history, character of the people…'

I'd like to believe that a few weeks from now your comment will be paraphrased in a PowerPoint presentation that examines why the AVClub is alienating its audience, but we all know IT management can't swallow its pride and admit they made a big BOO-BOO…

Well, at least Ryan ran that marathon that one time in 3 hours…

Here's a fun fact: Tony Blair has been a lecturer at Yale (incredibly enough, on subjects related to government ethics.) And unsurprisingly, not one person in that classroom full of supposedly intelligent and politically aware students (who were meeting day-after-day) dared to question his seriousness, or role in…

No Country for Old Men… (I can't explain its appeal in this context - it just seems to carry some sort of profound weight on the subject.)

I must be up to my 6th watching of Patton. Here's my take on its appeal:

Hey, pointless change worked for Myspace… right?

http://www.retrospace.org/ If you're into reviews of old Wonder Woman TV shows, and hilarious album covers, etc.