In case you had any misconceptions about the quality of the AVClub's management, they'd like you to know that they're the best in the business.

I am bemused by the fact that the AVClub management actually thinks the comments section are literally and figuratively peripheral to their website's draw. (As if people come here for the thrilling write-up in the newswires! Uh Huh.)

AVClub… Here's an idea: Take the MBA's and IT wizards who decided the comment section needed to be less readable, have those people read all of the comments reacting to the change, and then have them spend the next 2 years cleaning toilets at the downtown bus station. Thanks.

Hot Wheels tracks make for a great spanker.

As a very busy and high-priced brand consultant who has my own purple Lamborghini washed every week by Scott Bakula's son (yes that Scott Bakula), may I suggest that Radio Shack consider changing its name to something less 1948…? Maybe something futuristic like Tindyne Systems…? Or Nxt Ion…?

The article that attempted to resurrect the Star Wars prequels was our Omaha Beach… Just an embarrassment of coy manipulation and boosterism.

Many years ago the magazine Road & Track made the rare move of putting a 'celebrity' on the cover with a car. That celebrity was Tim Allen, and even then in the early 90s at the height of his fame, the sight of him leaning up next to a Ford Mustang and the suggestion of his 'schtick' made me let out a depressed sigh……

Sure, next time I'll think of the poor Confederate Flag waving whites, and just call 'em "people" so I don't bring race into it…

This type of behavior is all of her rich white trash character exposing itself in one perfect insult to the American public - why is that so hard to fathom?

Sad but true. I would say Ellen Griswold inspired as much lust in me and my teenage friends as Christie Brinkley, but only the taller, thinner one could be 'hot'. Ridiculous.

The movie Amadeus kinda' screwed up the story, but it seems highly likely that a rich nobleman commissioned Mozart to compose a Requiem Mass (in secret) so that he could pass the work off as his own at some point. Of course, Mozart died while writing it, which only compounded the bizarre / horrible story.

How old is this kid? Pretty soon he's gonna have to move out of dad and mom's house, and I can only assume start earning rent by actually working.

I'm doing my part…

Yup. And the writer a sensitive and misunderstood soul who is struggling with writer's block. ** groan **

Indeed. The Bourne movie 'fight' scenes were just so sad. Nothing quite as ridiculous as Matt Damon kicking some guy (who weighs about 80 lbs more than him) and seeing that guy fly backwards like he was made of paper… This is Tom Cruise level ego-therapy, in which average-to-less-than average men get to take down…

If I reply to a guy named 'staircar1', and I don't further the discussion at hand, does that count as a hop-on?

Rachel Feinstein has a great bit about meeting Jenna Jameson.

The Brit version of Kitchen Nightmares was pretty watchable, with some occasional great management and culinary
insights. Then they had to Americanize it - in came the unnecessary shouting, music to tell you how you should feel, and instant turnarounds that showed you nothing of value.

Just please tell us (in great and painstaking detail) why Ursula Andress is the greatest Bond girl ever while tucking your turtleneck sweater into your Sears brand corduroy pants, and re-Velcro-ing your shoes (they seemed to have gotten lose on the bus to school.)

Agreed. His voice, his inflections, his expression, the way he holds his body, etc… its always a slight variation on the same thing we've been seeing for years. Even that screen capture up top: Change the setting to a teacher's office and he might as well be in Election, listening to a student explain why her…