I've noticed, that some people like their mourning to be conspicuous.

The next one will be the Gritty Remake, with hyper-realistic back and forth glances as drivers speed down the quarter mile, and their ethnically ambiguous girlfriends activate the nitros system while wearing super-short skirts.

Hey, that's what I call it, too…!

Interesting. It seems the script DOES include a hilarious misunderstanding about changing a new-born xenomorph's diapers.

Ted Cruz modeled his life on Robert Vaughn's character. 'Oily piece of shit,' plays well in certain parts of Texas.

Pine is probably an okay dude in real life, but seriously - he is handed two massively pre-loaded roles (Captain Kirk AND Jack Ryan) - and it is now painfully clear he is so obviously NOT a Shatner nor a Ford, etc. He just looks 'little' and like he's pretending to be an adult. Anyway, two big chances and no…

Would this be the right time to remind everyone that "Going to bed on time is a big part of Canadian life"…? #GeneCreemers

You just wrote 'Audrey Plaza's naked'. And then 'contempt'. That was NOT where I wanted that sentence to go.

Just talking here, but I think the big disappointment of De Niro is that he hasn't used his enormous clout to make the kind of movies we think he should make. And, of course, with every one of these lame-ass movies, his currency falls, and it is less likely he will ever be back to his old self (which we imagine as…

I can't see one single problem with the plan to release this on VOD, etc. a whole month BEFORE the theatrical release. In fact, its a brilliant plan, what with the insane buzz and following this movie is sure to have. (I'm pretty confident that Twitter, Facebook, etc. exploded on news of the trailer.) I tell you,…

Dear Mr. Hollywood,

I actually love that movies like this… Gives me hope that my KHiPs (Kansas Highway Patrol) script will make it into production!

The last time I ran across anything positive about Kevin Heart was when he was being interviewed, but then he decided to ruin it all by doing a classic humble-brag about the fact that he was in the biggest movie in the US (just sayin', my man!), yet nobody knew who he was… Yup, dude, you're so awesome - and yet modest.

Watch out David Brooks, there's a new ignoramus in the opinion section of a 'major paper'… and he might be a bigger ass than you!

I don't like pizza boxes. They're coarse and rough and hard to throw away and take up too much room in the refrigerator. Not like Tupperware. With Tupperware everything is soft and smooth.

I'm surprised you'd say that 'there wasn't any commentary on the War on Drugs that was insightful or realistic'. Just my opinion, but I thought it was amazingly provoking - particularly the way the movie handled the 'who's really working for who, and what is our true mission' themes.

The Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve (its an actual thing)

The story of Avatar (as rudimentary and unambitious as it is) at least flows and has some sense of purpose. The prequels? Nope.

Could someone please get me the Hollywood guy who cast Tom Cruise as Jack Reacher…? Because I want to show him that scene in the first movie where little Tom Cruise is sitting behind the wheel of a big-boy's muscle car trying to be tough, and how Mr Cruise looks just as dainty and precious as any 9-year old boy…

Its almost like Yahoo has incompetent management.