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Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

Buried in the story of this fake news, the truth: “I don’t know how much she was saving our lives,” said Kevin, “But she wanted to get out of there, and she knew enough to know something was wrong, and she was pounding on the door.”

Every time I read one of these sweet stories about a cat saving their family I look over at my kitty, and she gives me a look that clearly says I would totally let you die.

IT WAS TYGA IN THE PAWNSHOP WITH THE CANDLESTICK

I love that Huntress Widowmaker cosplay. It was really well done, and the cosplayer herself looks beautiful, which can sometimes be hard to achieve when balancing several types of make-up and props. The adaptations she made to the costume also seem to work very well with each other. I also really liked the Fire Emblem

Sometimes I am overwhelmed with the absurdity. A bunch of parasites evolve from the ocean and subsist on this blue and green space-floating sphere. As though the destruction of the (planetary) host were not enough, we then decide to turn on each other. For no reason at all. We create random borders which we label as

Oh, they exist, they’re just not referred to as ‘leaks’. It’s more like “Hey there...can I email you something?” 

rump-voting west virginian: ‘SUCH A GREAT BUSINESSMAN😍’

A bill is being considered in West Virginia that would completely gut miner safety protections.

+1 “fancy diarrhea clinics.” I shall call mine “The Runs Wellness Resort.”

It did make me re-think my life choices a little bit though. “Maybe I can open one of these fancy diarrhea clinics and people will pay ME exorbitant amounts of money? Is south Texas as fancy as Austria?”

I stopped reading at “severe food poisoning twice a year.” I’m an eater of sketchy food (both old and purchased at dirty places). I have only had food poisoning ONCE (Mongolian BBQ). So, I call either bullshit or too dim to have worthwhile insight. Twice a damn year? For how many years? What the fuck are you eating?

Chew, swallow, and shit. Three of the three criteria my baby needed to pass to leave the NICU last week.

Gary Steiner is cisgendered.

Spoiler alert: men assaulting women in the bathroom (anyone assaulting anyone in the bathroom) is already illegal. It has absolutely nothing to do with letting trans people use the bathrooms for their intended purpose (you know, like all humans need to).

I’m gonna say it: ModCloth had such cute stuff, but the items were almost never worth it for the price.

Texas is what happens when you shut down PP. Kansas is what happens when you cut taxes for the rich. Wisconsin is what happens when you cut education. The Great Lakes and Flint, MI are what to expect when you kill the EPA.

Why do we continue to act surprised that our government clearly doesn’t have our best interests

Ah Chalky White! So handsome and charming and dangerous! Miss him more than nearly everything else combined from that show (and I loved a lot about that show!)

April 2011:

Given the current “leadership” in DC, I assume that the women will be held responsible for being women.