WELL CLEARLY THEY ALREADY WEAKENED IT FOR YOU GOSH

K so none of my male friends have children yet but we rented a cottage last summer that had a wood stove. I was being Cottage Mom and unpacking groceries while 6 grown men tried and failed to split this one piece of timber for like 10 straight mins. (They chose one with a knot in it...inexperience showing.) At this…

The women writers leave for a day and already the men of this site can’t stop talking about their dicks.

I see your wood chopping and raise you one Jonad.

Him?

At first I was like:

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

Getting this shirt STAT.

God doesn’t exists, next question.

3/7/2017, 5am’ish.

sobriety is a+

He is a lucky guy - his sweetheart is gorgeous, like some NYC Snow White 😍

Well he comes off as intensely cute and likeable.

I have the day “off” because I only work full-time May through October as a nature guide, though I develop and practice programs and talks for this org all year round for no pay. I plan to go out with my husband, wear red and offer coffee to women striking if there are any (shout out to Pioneer Valley MA)? I tried for…

Speaking of comedy writers, John Oliver describing Sessions as “the unfortunate result of Dobby the House Elf’s one-night stand with a Confederate flag” was gold.

It will be a glorious day when we can attribute a former comedy writer with taking down the WORST and most despotic President we’ve seen in a modern era.

It boggles my mind that people think he is attractive. Looks like a deflated, constipated smurf.