Because Galaxy Player isn't itself when its hungry.

Statues will be erected in his (somewhat obscure) name!

Yeah seriously, I think folks need to step out into this thunderstorm to cool off.. Is there a maturity meter or something to supplement the star system?

27 minutes and counting... I guess I'll watch Top Shot and House until it's done...

Rest in peace, Steve. I will forever respect you for the impact that you have made, not only in my life, but in the world. And heaven knows, my children will know of Steve Jobs as soon as they are old enough to understand.

My heart skipped a beat when I got the text. I also lost my Grandpa years ago to pancreatic cancer, so it's personal. Rest your soul, sir. You changed our world.

My mom uses my old 2G, that poor, poor woman. I told her to just stop trying to use the camera. She gets my iPhone 4 when I get the 4s, so I'm sure she'll find the iP4 camera mind-boggling.

None of those were several months on their way to being a wee UltimateFlank. Hey now, we're Giz commenters, not YouTube commenters. We can all get along here.

I can never be happy about aborted babies. That very easily could have been me. But barring my personal convictions, this is impressive news. I do wonder how much can be done with stem cells, and if they are really the miracle cure that so many are hoping for. It always seems like shotgun statistics crop up when they…

It's been a serious problem here in Texas. Unfortunately, I've been eating cantaloupe almost every day for the past month. I think I'll make a fruit transition for a while.

Seems to work pretty well for Apple's MagSafe adapter... And as far as I know, Macs are almost entirely computer.

UltimateFlank likes this.

I've been on a pure liquid (blended foods) diet after craneofacial surgeries before, once for upwards of 4 months, so I can tell you that consuming nothing but milk is going to get really old for this guy really fast.

This is making me think of Tesla's earthquake machine. If you are in your basement while doing this, and the walls start shaking uncontrollably... Do what Tesla did.

Oh man... I DID just eat a cantaloupe... Does that get me into the beta??

Imagine how many focusing crystals did this take to build? It's going to drive the price way up on emitter assemblies, too. Dang it, Lucas, how am I supposed to get sabers for all of my padawans by the weekend when you harvest all of the components in this system?

Oh man, haven't ridden that taun-taun in a while..

The guy on right... Looks like he could be one of Lucas Lee's stunt doubles.

Yes, Captain, do. The rum may be gone, but the tales of geeky awkwardness will never run dry on Giz!

I can't tell if he's being sarcastic... I CAN'T TELL.. I think my right parahippocampal gyrus is malfunctioning!! Wait, is the iP5 going to have one of those, or just a gyroscope and accelerometer?