My thoughts exactly.

This is true. Nothing is bigger than Texas, but everything is bigger IN Texas.

Glad to say that I haven't been contributing to that number since 2009. If I'm ever in a position where soda is the only thing to drink, it's now genuinely hard to swallow. I really only drink water, some coffee, milk, and a TON of orange juice.

And then when hackers get into game publisher's databases (*cough* Sony), they'll get not only user names and passwords, but our SSN's too! : D

Regardless of whether LulzSec gets outed or not, I always like their proper grammar the most of any hackers, if that counts for anything.

Looks like I'm leak-negative. No adult diapers for me. Yet. : /

You should be able to download the payload and ctrl(cmd)+F your wife's info. I'm guessing that it's all in one place in their release documents.

It's okay, Binary Boy, we'll find you a speech therapist... Don't you worry, you wont have only your hard drives and Simon Says toys to talk to for long.

1.) Why on Earth did I watch that?... Still don't know?

A little transcendental prodding about one's theoretical, slightly less wispy figure would be better than getting hacked.

The article mentions nihilism, which I really dislike. It fits perfectly with what LulzSec seems to stand for, though. As an English major, I am given lots of nihilist readings, a la Samuel Beckett, which stress how pointless the world is and that we should all give up and do whatever we like. If you'd like to watch…

So now they're teaching mad hax in high school instead of grammar? Shame.

Good luck, Mr. Lam, with all that you do. Thank you for contributing to the culture of and around Gizmodo. If you're ever down South, drop by and we'll talk about... Hard drives... or something.

The only things worse than zombies, are flaming zombies. Give me a deer rifle any day of the week.

Blastoise Vs. Pikachu?

How well did that work for prohibition?

No wonder his lawn looks like the Dust Bowl.

Oh, I'm fantastic as well. Tapping the autofocus on the iPhone's camera with one hand while the other arm is wrapped around someone isn't the easiest feat ever.

He's an angry elf!