It’s true. I’m not really complaining tho.

You know, I went and looked it up!

Bleeding from wherever

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

Thanks for not calling the cops on me the next time I vomit onto your girlfriend’s chest.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

Right, but his point was twofold: for one, they never submitted a formal public records request, so it’s a moot point. But also, if they had identified as working for the NFL they would have verbally shared information to at least give them an idea of what happened.

I traded Drew Peterson and Joran Van Der Sloot for Trump in my keeper Fantasy Sleaze League. I struck while they were hot, but I was playing the long game and knew it was a YUGE win for me. Just an amazing, amazing deal.

You know what? I, too, sit on things I find to be offensive.

What, no horns? Sad! If I had done this statue it would have been 300% classier

Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

When your life is one depressing failure after another, in an attempt to find something to feel good about, you become blindly and overly invested in your sports team. Or Trump.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

So you didn’t win?