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It’s true. I’m not really complaining tho.

You know, I went and looked it up!

Let us know when the amusing ones are coming. 

Boy that went full Shyamalan at the very end.

I’mgoing to give you a real reply to your thoughtless little comment.

Bleeding from wherever

Well, it’d be more noticeable if it were a black guy.....Look at that lil thing! He’s barely poking out of his shell!

Thanks for not calling the cops on me the next time I vomit onto your girlfriend’s chest.

I feel the same way about masturbating at the public library.

One is actual food for offspring, the other is waste material?

Great sets. Almost made me believe there in a moment, especially after the bracket reset and the 2-0 lead. But sadly, the Wong factor hits so hard after he goes down 2 games in the second set.

Right, but his point was twofold: for one, they never submitted a formal public records request, so it’s a moot point. But also, if they had identified as working for the NFL they would have verbally shared information to at least give them an idea of what happened.

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I actually main X-23 in MvC3. One of the most underrated characters in the game. Her Level 3 super turns her invisible and allows her to perform an unblockable attack. Check out Dapvip on YouTube. Here’s one of my matches against Justin Wong.

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I’d just like everyone to know that this blog was written to X-23's Marvel vs. Capcom 3 theme music and now I think I might have gone insane.

I traded Drew Peterson and Joran Van Der Sloot for Trump in my keeper Fantasy Sleaze League. I struck while they were hot, but I was playing the long game and knew it was a YUGE win for me. Just an amazing, amazing deal.

You know what? I, too, sit on things I find to be offensive.

What, no horns? Sad! If I had done this statue it would have been 300% classier