Well, according to 538, the Dems have a 72% chance to win the Senate so John McCain can go fuck himself.

When your life is one depressing failure after another, in an attempt to find something to feel good about, you become blindly and overly invested in your sports team. Or Trump.

I’m having a hard time believing that there are Bears fans in Chicago.

So you didn’t win?

I love how anyone could have known what Chuck’s question was gonna be when he started asking it and begun formulating a bullshit non-answer ahead of time, but Rudy waited until he finished, stared at him like he was suddenly sucked through a wormhole into an AP calculus final exam and had, despite being a career…

The GOP base will turn on them if they dump Trump.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

They drafted women in the 60's???

He’d probably call it “Terms of Enrampagement.”

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

I was prepared to give this four episodes (I’m not super into sci-fi) before making a decision, but turns out I didn’t need four. This was fucking great, and I would have binged it all last night if it had been available.

I loved it more than I thought I would. My family and I think Ed Harris is almost assuredly a host and most of us believe Bernard is, too.

My brother goes further and thinks the entire staff except Dr Ford are toasters.

I hope we see Medieval World and Roman World.

The first episode was an absolute masterpiece of cinematic narration, every frame a painting parsing out information artfully. If anything, it was almost too good for a series, in that it’s hard to imagine them keeping this up for ten episodes, but I’m eager to watch them try.

In a sense, isn’t rooting for chaos only to see entropy defeated its own form of chaos?

Ugh, because of course that’s Gary Jonson’s plan to combat climate change. Of fucking course.