it’s always fucking about Serena, isn’t it?

I’m not here to pontificate about gambling but rather marvel at the most horrific acting in any ad I’ve seen in the past decade, including one actor literally doing Chris Rock’s “black people and rims” bit.

Aladdin on Genesis is the first video game I can remember ever playing

Seriously the most pathetic chase I’ve ever seen

“Open up”? They didn’t say a god damn thing.

“to adapt to the competitive environment we’re in” fucking wow

what a weak ass joker

Top 5? She’s No. 1 easily.

Just want to note for the record that Square has NOT made every Final Fantasy soundtrack album available on Spotify, and some of these albums are notably incomplete (the FFVIII soundtrack is missing Eyes on Me, for example).

those are some badass ewoks

You have a strange idea of what constitutes a “copy.”

hey, I thought there were only four variations (III, IV, VIII and XI) for Hero. are the others one in there too now???

how much does it pay?

OH EE EY!

You can make the same argument about video games’ art style too though. I can’t be alone in finding the trend toward photorealism in EVERY game a bit disturbing.

Tom Kaulitz: Nice

... sometimes?

If I saw the blooper reel without this, I probably would have noticed, if not maybe some time later.

still haven’t corrected the Triple-A mistake?

and my girl tells me I’M lazy for just wanting to be on the bottom all the time.