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taking bets on how long it takes Disney to shut this down. anyone?

talk about an evergreen headline

That happens anyway when girls play, even with bras.

At least Nyotengu looked like she was getting some good head in that “sexual embrace.”

Batman was late getting to the game and brought a few of his friends.

lol

I hear the Redskins need a quarterback...

well fucking done everyone

I would LOVE to see the video for your matches.

WHY the fuck does he keep making these uncanny valley movies? Polar express, beowulf, christmas carol, mars needs moms and now this. Just stop, Bob.

The only things I remember about Harold Baines was that he was consistently decent at the plate and that he always looked like he was about to start weeping uncontrollably.

I’ll take all of that and more if I don’t ever have to watch Mark fucking Sanchez take another snap in the NFL.

did 2007 Dro not have access to the Internet?

Fuck this movie.

It just looks a god damn car headlight.

I disagree with everything but the last sentence.

If they hadn’t won last night and lost the rest of the reason, they’d have been the worst team in FRANCHISE history. Worse than the ‘39 St. Louis Browns.

Since the game wasn’t blacked out, I guess enough tickets were sold, meaning thousands of people that bought them didn’t even bother to show up?