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If I understand this correctly, there’s nothing to stop them from appearing in JJ Season 3 or Punisher Season 2, right? Fingers crossed!

This was amazing, thank you guys.

The only things I remember about Harold Baines was that he was consistently decent at the plate and that he always looked like he was about to start weeping uncontrollably.

I’ll take all of that and more if I don’t ever have to watch Mark fucking Sanchez take another snap in the NFL.

did 2007 Dro not have access to the Internet?

Fuck this movie.

It just looks a god damn car headlight.

Look, you’re all reading too much into this. The show sucked and it got canceled (with one ‘l’ because this is ‘merica).

Well, I’m a professional copy editor, so Gawker/Gizmodo/whatever has been driving me up a fucking wall since 2008.

Hey, this is a Gizmodo site. Stop fact checking.

all of them

I disagree with everything but the last sentence.

If they hadn’t won last night and lost the rest of the reason, they’d have been the worst team in FRANCHISE history. Worse than the ‘39 St. Louis Browns.

Since the game wasn’t blacked out, I guess enough tickets were sold, meaning thousands of people that bought them didn’t even bother to show up?

That is fucking unbelievable.

It’s fairly astonishing how much clarity Kotaku’s article lacks.

Better explanation for this interested

that is a lot of Final Fantasy!

No, I’m the real Peterman.